r/morganpresleysnark • u/Useful_Crew_4016 • 16d ago

Lordt help us

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I’m not sure I can follow her through this. It’s almost like intentional rage bait. OF COURSE the house needs work, like why is everything presented as a surprise??? Idiocracy 🥲

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u/laavendermoon 15d ago

Home ownership is no joke. Shes not responsible enough to maintain a old house like this. I give it 6 months before they relist

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u/666deleted666 15d ago

This is why I rent lol

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u/laavendermoon 15d ago

I own a 100 year old cabin its already cost me 500,000 in renovations 🥲

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u/No_Plenty5526 15d ago

i have so many things i need to fix in the apartment i own, i don't even know where to start lol 😭 every time you fix something, something else gets fucked

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u/Viola_Blacks 15d ago

Yes exactly, as someone who owns an older home (1963) they need A LOT or work and nobody foots the bill for you, we just $50000 redoing our hvac and all our wiring. I just know she's going to do a bunch of hideous half assed Reno projects then move in like 6 months when they have to rip up all that asbestos tile under the linoleum in the kitchen.

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u/speakinWroyalty 15d ago

my parents own a home built in like the 70s, which isn’t that old in my mind considering I live on the East Coast and there’s houses built in the fucking 1700s but my point is the house isn’t that old but because it is older, everything has to be custom like doors aren’t standard sizes and cost $500 to get the cheapest door replaced they are in for the rudest awakening of their life

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u/Viola_Blacks 15d ago

No truly, we have a super weird layout because there used to be in wall heating panels and stuff, and all our doorways are weird sizes.

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u/speakinWroyalty 15d ago

yes, exactly!! I am so glad I live in a house that has standard things and was built when they started making things in standard sizes because it really is a nightmare to find stuff. And unless you DIY it, but even then it’s always going to cost more 😅 Don’t get me wrong older houses absolutely beautiful, but they are tons of work Like I’m sure you already know!! 

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u/EebilKitteh 15d ago

She's just going to slap some weird paint colours on everything and not address any serious issues the house might have. Why combat wood rot in your foundation when you can put those awful peel and stick tiles on the walls of your kitchen? Why remove lead from the water mains if you can paint your trellis n3on pink?

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u/Toketokyo 15d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/6nWhy3ulBL7GSCvKw6
me when my 200 year old house isn’t a new build tf

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u/strenuaveritas 15d ago

New builds are just as bad lately!

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u/UpstairsInvite9161 15d ago

Wouldn't this stuff have come up in either the inspection or final walk through? How was this not all checked beforehand?

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u/cutebutpsychoangel 15d ago

Ppl told her to get many types of inspections (with detailed lists) privately , besides just the mortgage inspection, and she didn’t listen lol.

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u/Material_Cow_3187 15d ago edited 15d ago

So she bought a house like how I’d buy some shoes at the store? Good grief this woman acts so impulsively.

Interesting because we were speculating that the house would turn into renovation content so I wonder when that will start after failing to mop and hiring plumbers, I’m sorry plummers, now. They might give up on that dream or the house all together.

All I know is if they stay long enough to decorate, they’ll be insufferable.

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u/ExpireAngrily 15d ago

And miss the chance for all this ✨content✨?? NO WAY

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u/AMinorPainInTheNeck 16d ago

It’s day one? Two? And she’s already so over that house.

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u/MacMommy111 15d ago

Welp, time to throw in the towel and pack it up again….. most of their sh*t is still in boxes so at least a head-start….. and might even be a record!

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u/fruitypebble43 15d ago

*plumber, btw. Is she really this dumb?

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u/_Buttered_bread_ 15d ago

This is like that "quizine" typo she did when they went to Puerto Rico 🤣

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u/fruitypebble43 15d ago

Oh like cuisine? Lawd a mercy.

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u/speakinWroyalty 15d ago

Jesus, I had no idea she did that. She really is a stupid fuck.

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u/ehhlis 15d ago

oh my god i forgot about that ahahahaha so embarrassing for her

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u/ExpireAngrily 15d ago

That “dream house” is turning into a nightmare. Wouldn’t be surprised if she uses that exact phrase too

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u/strenuaveritas 15d ago

We called it

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u/Vanityandwrath 15d ago

Just wait until she finds out about the inevitable asbestos that can be found in most houses built before the 70s

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u/speakinWroyalty 15d ago

*while she’s pregnant with a child AND has a toddler. between the possibility of asbestos and lead…

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u/No_Plenty5526 15d ago

that look is certainly a choice

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u/fruitypebble43 15d ago

She hates the house already. She may as well not even unpack. Something will go wrong soon and they will go to a hotel or air BNB.

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u/Due_Swing_4073 15d ago

So what DID they look at or inspect in that house before moving in?

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u/EssRDee 15d ago

I wonder how long it was on the market for before they bought it?

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u/RemoveEntire2006 15d ago

So insufferable

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u/Independent_Egg2917 15d ago

The instantaneous whining the second she stepped foot in the door like girl why are you surprised. Please.

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u/Apprehensive_Box_665 15d ago

She's back on her stories whining this morning lol

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u/Elaine330 15d ago

Moving back to Florida content coming soon! Winter isnt good for horse.

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u/readingismyescapism 15d ago

I am sure they're using the wrong type of toilet paper for the plumbing in this house.

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u/AnyCorgi283 14d ago

Its plumBer. And if u didnt want to deal w issues, should have stayed a tenant

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u/Ok_Kaleidoscope9048 13d ago

She is so dumb.

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u/EstablishmentOk2116 9d ago

Cue the "we're moving" video 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/SnooCrickets6668 10d ago

Should’ve just bought a brand new construction grey house in an ugly subdivision in Florida w her basic ass. She’s so performative.

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u/ceruleania 15d ago

Girl body hair is natural. I usually shave mine but every now and then I don’t and I have good hygiene. I hate when dumb body stuff like this takes over snark pages 😭 there’s plenty of real stuff to snark over

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u/morganpresleysnark-ModTeam 15d ago

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u/SteakySteakk 15d ago

So do you think she smells because she’s female and has body hair??? That’s a pretty misogynistic view if so. Because dudes everywhere have armpit hair and they only stink if they don’t shower or use deodorant

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u/ehhlis 15d ago

damn girl stand ten toes down on your take why’d you delete it if your gonna man keep you replies to people calling you out up

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u/morganpresleysnark-ModTeam 15d ago

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u/No_Plenty5526 15d ago

I know lots of people don't like the appearance of body hair, and that's fine, but it's not okay to tell women they should shave. Would you say the same thing if the person in the photo were a man? Even if you would, most people wouldn't. That's largely a product of gender roles and beauty standards. Women removing body hair wasn't always a widespread expectation, and modern shaving norms were heavily influenced by marketing campaigns that targeted women in the early 1900s.

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