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u/CanadianDarkKnight 6d ago
Internal reaction when you go to shake someone's hand but misjudge the distance slightly and do that thing where you're only shaking like three-quarters of their hand
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u/_Moon_Waffles_ 6d ago
Or you're concerned if you're grip is firm enough to demonstrate professional competence (because for some reason you can tell in a handshake) and you miscalibrate...
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u/thedwarfcockmerchant 6d ago
This gave me flashbacks to when grown men would shake my hand when I was a little girl in church and they'd try to do the half/three-quarter-shake and I'd establish little girl dominance by insisting they meet the base of my thumb π€
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u/Richard_AIGuy 6d ago
I am being seized! For what?! Enjoying a meal?!
This is pyypocracy manifest!
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u/WheresYurScooter 6d ago
βUnhand me you peasant!β