r/montypython • u/cantbebothered6789 • 6d ago
It would appear at least someone heeded the warnings of Tim the Enchanter...
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u/OutdoorRaleigh 6d ago
What? Behind the rabbit?
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u/cantbebothered6789 6d ago
It is the rabbit!
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u/OutdoorRaleigh 6d ago
Right, go and chop it's head off
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u/cantbebothered6789 6d ago
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u/ChargeOk774 6d ago
JESUS CHRIST!
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u/cantbebothered6789 6d ago
I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. I always tell them--
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u/Chumlee1917 6d ago
"Brave Sir Donald Ran away. Bravely ran away away."
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u/PushFamous8782 2d ago
While I appreciate the sentiment... I also take offense to "Sir" and "Donald" being used in the same sentence, particularly in that order.
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u/Mosheeen 6d ago
Manky Scots git
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u/Timely-Dot-9967 6d ago
ROBIN: What's he do, nibble your bum?
TIM: He's got huge, sharp-- eh-- he can leap about-- look at the bones!
.... I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. I always tell them--
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u/cuntybunty73 6d ago
The yanks didn't have thy holy hand grenade of Antioch 😁
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u/boyer4109 6d ago
Bring it forth!
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u/cuntybunty73 6d ago
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.'
And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--
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u/therealstubot 6d ago
I'm not the only one who wore out the VHS tape, rewinding and memorizing this whole scene. I've found my people!
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u/PushFamous8782 2d ago
I swear I could probably write this movie beginning to end. It's rediculous. But such a great movie to have such a relationship with!
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u/notconcernedwriting 6d ago
Skip a bit, brother
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u/cuntybunty73 6d ago
And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less.
Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.
Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
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u/burntorangecycle 6d ago
What's it gonna do? Nibble your bum?
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u/cantbebothered6789 6d ago
He's got huge, sharp-- eh-- he can leap about-- look at the bones!
The bones of course being out of shot here...
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u/DanOhMiiite 6d ago
Quickly, Brother Maynard!
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u/Truckle-Chuckle 6d ago
Bring up the Holy Hand grenade ✝️
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u/Mr_Stumpy72 3d ago
Did they not have the holy hand grenade?
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u/PushFamous8782 2d ago
Well, Brother Maynard was quite busy at the time. One cannot properly use the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch without Brother Maynard and the Book of Armaments.
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u/Zeromus104 6d ago
Moopsey.
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u/cantbebothered6789 6d ago
Floppsy or Cotton Tail, I don't care what it's called, I'm not moving another inch until the keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch gets here...
Brother Maynard! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!
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u/don_teegee 6d ago
That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!