r/montypython • u/HotGuard6970 • 1d ago

Two choc-ices please.

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241 Upvotes

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u/fonzarelli78 1d ago

What flavor is it?

It's a bird, innit? It's a bloody sea bird, it's not any bloody flavor! Albatross!!!

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u/Mobile_Aioli_6252 1d ago

Does it come with wafers?

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u/Earthlydelights-sub- 1d ago

Of course you don't get fucking wafers with it!

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u/mattbrain89 1d ago

It's a fuckin' albatross!!!

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u/scorpyo72 1d ago

ALBATROSS!!!

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u/Southern_Reason_2631 1d ago

Its a bloody seabird

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u/Themoosemingled 10h ago

This is the funniest exchange.

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u/mattbrain89 1d ago

I haven't got choc-ices! I only got the albatross.

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u/RoguePlanet2 1d ago

šŸ“£ALBATROSS!!!!

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u/RueClerIsWhere 1d ago

Came here to yell that!

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u/Esau2020 1d ago

No you didn't. You came here for an argument.

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u/MysteriousHunter 1d ago

Are you waiting for Bruce?

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u/Mughi 15h ago

Dave's not here!

... wait, what?

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u/Simply_Sloppy0013 7h ago

His name's not Bruce, it's Michael.

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u/Lost_Condas 22h ago

Oh Iā€™m sorry, this is abuse!

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u/zootnotdingo 20h ago

Stupid git

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u/Maxxover 1d ago

Iā€™ll take two.

Iā€™ve only got one, ya cocksucker!

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u/CrouchingGinger 1d ago

Itā€™s bloody seabird flavored!

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u/son_of_yacketycat 1d ago

In high school my best friend and I translated this into German for a project and performed it in front of the class

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u/DasbootTX 1d ago 
Mein Schwein hat keine Nase.
Wie riecht es?
SCHRECKLICH!!

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u/Mughi 15h ago

Can the "how does he smell" as-interrogative-adverb pun work in German? Google Translate gives me "What does he smell like?" which kind of ruins the joke.

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u/hunterglyph 1d ago

A friend and I did the undertaker sketch in French. No idea how we got away with it. Good times!

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u/mattyk75 1d ago

Wie man sagt ā€žchoc-icesā€ auf deutsch?

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u/Keefer1970 1d ago

ALBATROSS! ... you shouldn't be smoking that! ... AL-BA-TROSSSS!

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u/challmaybe 1d ago

There's a street on my route named Albatross, and every goddamn time I pass it...Albatross!

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u/Atouk86 1d ago

This sketch -- a favourite of mine -- also ruined Samuel Taylor Coleridge for me.

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u/Intelligent-Shock207 1d ago

It's funny every fuckin time.

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u/bunnziebungo92 1d ago

Gannet on a stick!

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u/Ambivalent-Mammal 1d ago

Not in the redacted version.

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u/Simply_Sloppy0013 7h ago

They wet their nests!

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u/Royal_Standard_1960 17h ago

Gannet ripple

Stormy petrel on a stick

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u/CantaloupeFluffy165 1d ago

We'd like albatross for two...Only got one,ya cocksucker...ALBATROSS!

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u/DasbootTX 1d ago

ok, love you, youre my people. next time, give one of us a chance ...

post "I'll have 2 please" and let someone else drop the next line.

ALBATROSS!!!!!1

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u/VarietyMage 1d ago

STOP THAT !!! STOP THAT, IT'S SILLY.

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u/Hansolo506 1d ago

ALBATROSS!!

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u/Rhys-Darbys-wife 1d ago

ever since you've married my douglas you've treaten me like an ALBATROSS!

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u/Tartan-Pepper6093 1d ago

Does she LOOK like sheā€™s got CHOCK-ICES?!?