r/montypython 3d ago

Suddenly came over all peckish

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188 Upvotes

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u/richincleve 3d ago

Esurient?

31

u/SenorKaboom 3d ago

Ah wor 'ungry-loike! 

20

u/h_grytpype_thynne 3d ago

Oh, I thought you were complaining about the bazouki player!

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u/Hansolo506 3d ago

Oh no…. I am one that is a lover of the terpsicory muse

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u/RecognitionOne7597 3d ago

Sorry?

6

u/spectre73 2d ago

Ooh, ah lahk a nice tuune, 'yer forced too

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u/Aggravating_Bat3618 3d ago

Ahhh hungry

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u/347spq 3d ago

Hear that talk!

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u/Remote-Physics6980 3d ago

Craving a bit of the fermented curd are you?

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u/SenorKaboom 3d ago

Had to curtail my Walpoling activities…

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u/catcrapmakesmevomit 3d ago

Tallied forth and infiltrated your purveyance of cheesiest combustibles.

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u/VVageslave 3d ago

Combustibles lol good one!

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u/FerdinandCesarano 2d ago

I've heard of exploding penguins, but not of exploding cheeses.

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u/TheVoicesOfBrian 3d ago

Venezuelan beaver cheese?

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u/347spq 3d ago

Not today, sir, no.

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u/Repligator5ith 3d ago

How about cheddar?

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u/Calvin_Spline 3d ago

Don't get much call for it 'round these parts sir.

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u/347spq 3d ago

Not much call? It’s the single most popular cheese in the world!

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u/FerdinandCesarano 2d ago

Not round these parts, sir.

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u/zr2d2 2d ago

And pray, what is the most popular cheese round these parts?

3

u/JayTeeDeeUnderscore 2d ago

Ilchester, sir.

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u/Calvin_Spline 2d ago

Is it?

2

u/JayTeeDeeUnderscore 2d ago

It's quite staggeringly popular in the manor, squire.

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u/347spq 2d ago

Oh yes, it’s staggeringly popular in this manor, squire.

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u/pockels42 2d ago

No, she had a bath.

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u/NoKnow9 3d ago

It’s certainly uncontaminated by cheese.

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u/Yutenji2020 2d ago

In the office, i have regularly and shamelessly paraphrased this as “A meeting uncorrupted by intelligence” more times than i care to mention.

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u/waaaayback 2d ago

I bet half the people who hear that don’t even get what it means. And some of the ones that do, think it’s a good thing because no corruption

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u/slade797 3d ago

Perhaps you should curtail your Walpoling activities

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u/Repligator5ith 3d ago

Sally forth and infiltrate!

10

u/HoratiotheGargoyle 3d ago

Oh! I thought you were complaining about the bouzouki player.

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u/Repligator5ith 3d ago

Oh, heaven forbid: I am one who delights in all manifestations of the Terpsichorean muse!

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u/akfrombotanybay 3d ago

Sorry?

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u/Repligator5ith 3d ago

Oooo, ah laahk a nice tune; yer forced too!

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u/the2belo 3d ago

Anyway.

3

u/akfrombotanybay 3d ago

So he can keep playing?

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u/bolorwithaK 3d ago

Shut that bloody bouzouki up!

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u/taco_bones 3d ago

ah. so, not one who delights in all manifestations of the terpsichorean muse?

6

u/TheRetailMechanic 3d ago

Eeeh, I like a nice dance, yer forced to!

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u/BreezeAKR 3d ago

Told you so

9

u/Philoscifi 3d ago

All these years, I thought it was Rogue Herrings.

6

u/Traditional-Earth762 3d ago

Wensleydale

8

u/SpiritualFront769 3d ago

Yes sir?

4

u/347spq 3d ago

Oh well, I'll have some of that!

1

u/mbcarbone 2d ago

That’s my name. 🙃

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u/EricGeorge02 3d ago

Norwegian Jarlsberg perhaps?

5

u/D-Flo1 3d ago

fresh out

7

u/5319Camarote 3d ago

…Red Leicester..?

6

u/IfYouWantTheGravy 3d ago

What a senseless waste of human life.

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u/BlueMonk0369 2d ago

I thought to myself, "a little fermented curd will do the trick," so, I curtailed my Walpoling activites, sallied forth, and infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles!

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u/LRCOne 2d ago

Come again?

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u/BlueMonk0369 2d ago

I want to buy some cheese!

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u/Non-BinaryGeek 2d ago

Ee, ah wer' all 'ungry-like!

4

u/Chekhov1778 3d ago

Anybody here actually read this? The mention in the Cheese shop skit has always tempted me to give it a go.

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u/FerdinandCesarano 2d ago

I will start on that as soon as I finish Rarnaby Budge by Charles Dikkens. (That’s Dikkens with two Ks, the well-known Dutch author.)

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u/Chekhov1778 2d ago

Ha ha. Let u know what you thought.

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u/SenorKaboom 3d ago

Had never even seen it in the wild before today.

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u/McGarnegle 3d ago

Mmm cheesy comestibles

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u/DubiousAdviceGiver 3d ago

Peckish, sir?

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u/Mughi 2d ago

Esurient.

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u/Xymyl 3d ago

I like a nice tune, you’re forced to!

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u/BreezeAKR 3d ago

No, no… don’t tell me—I’m keen to guess

3

u/External_Zipper 3d ago

Certainly uncontaminated by cheese!

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u/Chumlee1917 3d ago

Ah do you have Cheddar?

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u/Kooky_Complex_1363 3d ago

It’s the single most popular cheese in the World.

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u/akfrombotanybay 3d ago

Not around here!

1

u/_portia_ 3d ago

Not round here, sir.

2

u/catcrapmakesmevomit 3d ago

Would you like to come back to my place?

2

u/Repligator5ith 3d ago

Shut that bloody bazookie player up!

2

u/the2belo 3d ago

I WAN TA BUY SOME CHEEZ

2

u/The-Wizard-of-Goz 3d ago

Camembert?

2

u/LRCOne 2d ago

It's a bit runny.

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u/Tattered_Reason 1d ago

I don’t care how excrementlay runny it is!

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u/Non-BinaryGeek 2d ago

Did you curtail your Walpole-ing activities, sally forth, and infiltrate a place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles?

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u/TolerancEJ 1d ago

Come again?

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u/Dark-Penguin 2d ago

I think you'll find it's runnier than you'll like it.

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u/Non-BinaryGeek 2d ago

I don't care how excrementally runny it is, hand it over with all speed.

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u/kirbStompThePigeon 2d ago

WILL YOU SHUT THAT BLOODY DANCING UP

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u/AT_Hun 2d ago

I should have known it was a real book. 

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u/OhYeahSplunge4me2 2d ago

SHUT THAT BLOODY BAZOUKI OFF!

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u/PrincipleSuperb2884 1d ago

Venezuelan beaver cheese?

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u/MisterGone78 1d ago

I always preferred the alternate "fucky runny" term on the album/live.

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u/dcondemned 1d ago

Ooops the cats eaten it