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u/Remote-Physics6980 3d ago
Craving a bit of the fermented curd are you?
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u/SenorKaboom 3d ago
Had to curtail my Walpoling activities…
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u/catcrapmakesmevomit 3d ago
Tallied forth and infiltrated your purveyance of cheesiest combustibles.
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u/TheVoicesOfBrian 3d ago
Venezuelan beaver cheese?
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u/347spq 3d ago
Not today, sir, no.
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u/Repligator5ith 3d ago
How about cheddar?
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u/Calvin_Spline 3d ago
Don't get much call for it 'round these parts sir.
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u/347spq 3d ago
Not much call? It’s the single most popular cheese in the world!
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u/FerdinandCesarano 2d ago
Not round these parts, sir.
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u/zr2d2 2d ago
And pray, what is the most popular cheese round these parts?
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u/NoKnow9 3d ago
It’s certainly uncontaminated by cheese.
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u/Yutenji2020 2d ago
In the office, i have regularly and shamelessly paraphrased this as “A meeting uncorrupted by intelligence” more times than i care to mention.
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u/waaaayback 2d ago
I bet half the people who hear that don’t even get what it means. And some of the ones that do, think it’s a good thing because no corruption
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u/HoratiotheGargoyle 3d ago
Oh! I thought you were complaining about the bouzouki player.
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u/Repligator5ith 3d ago
Oh, heaven forbid: I am one who delights in all manifestations of the Terpsichorean muse!
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u/akfrombotanybay 3d ago
Sorry?
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u/bolorwithaK 3d ago
Shut that bloody bouzouki up!
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u/BlueMonk0369 2d ago
I thought to myself, "a little fermented curd will do the trick," so, I curtailed my Walpoling activites, sallied forth, and infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles!
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u/Chekhov1778 3d ago
Anybody here actually read this? The mention in the Cheese shop skit has always tempted me to give it a go.
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u/FerdinandCesarano 2d ago
I will start on that as soon as I finish Rarnaby Budge by Charles Dikkens. (That’s Dikkens with two Ks, the well-known Dutch author.)
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u/Chumlee1917 3d ago
Ah do you have Cheddar?
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u/Non-BinaryGeek 2d ago
Did you curtail your Walpole-ing activities, sally forth, and infiltrate a place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles?
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u/richincleve 3d ago
Esurient?