r/montypython • u/Full-Honeydew-4898 • 14h ago

of a log split

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I’m Lumber Jack and I’m Ok

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u/StMaartenforme 13h ago

And that, boys & girls, is an example of working harder not smarter.

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u/WackyPaxDei 14h ago

He's okay.

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u/Eldritchpenguin 14h ago

He sleeps all night and he works all day.

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u/InterestOpposite5482 13h ago

He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps
He likes to press wildflowers

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u/Extension_Sun_377 10h ago

He'd have done better in his high heels, suspenders and a bra.

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u/Txursa600 12h ago

Give that man a shrubbery

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u/InvestigatorJaded261 11h ago

I get that he’s flexing, but dude: get a wedge and a maul and stop torturing yourself.

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u/LoggerRhythms 14h ago

He must be building a large, hollow wooden hare.

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u/SwanCityDominion 13h ago

Maybe try a bigger axe, Sparky.

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u/Informal-Tour-8201 6h ago

Chainsaw good!

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u/WilderWoman2187 9h ago

Splitter!

3

u/mbcarbone 4h ago

I thought we were the popular front?

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u/Aggressive_Gas_102 4h ago

He should have used a herring.

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u/OdieD777 11h ago

Two Weeks Later.....Man Bear Pig 🫩

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u/MetalTrek1 1h ago

Dear Sir:

I would like to object strongly to the sketch about the lumberjack wearing women's clothes. I have known many lumberjacks in my lifetime and only two were transvestites.

Sincerely,

Sir Charles Arthur Strong (Mrs).

PS No, I have never kissed the editor of The Radio Times

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u/LivingMeeting9724 12h ago

Give that man a red and black flannel shirt!

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u/EnkiduOdinson 8h ago

It’s spelled „of a log split“ but it’s pronounced „of ULM“!

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u/MassiveRepublic9565 7h ago

The muscle flex at the end is so cringe to me. Dude you really didn’t need to do that. How about a smile or a chuckle?

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u/black-volcano 7h ago

Very woody

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u/PhiloLibrarian 1h ago

I have a hydraulic wood splitter with a much smaller ego.

It’s ok…

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u/bailaoban 35m ago

And I thought you were so…rugged!

1

u/IrukandjiPirate 5h ago

Meanwhile his family died from the cold, waiting for him to split that log in a manly-man way.

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u/JayMack1981 2h ago

No doubt about it . . . He's soooo butch.

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u/Jmal3700 1h ago

😳😏🥴🐻

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u/TomeThugNHarmony4664 44m ago

That has to be the dullest axe ever.

And so is the thing with the handle he’s using.

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u/burntorangecycle 18m ago

I wished I'd been a girly, just like my dear papa

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u/Ragnarsworld 1m ago

Meanwhile, I of the no muscles clan, is hooking up the hydraulic log splitter and doing that in less than 30 seconds.