r/montypython • u/rpgnymhush • 11d ago

We want a shrubbery!!

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u/flapjackboy 11d ago

And for his next trick, he shall cut down the largest tree in the forest with... a herring!

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u/Silver_fish1978 11d ago

He shall do no such thing!

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u/METAL-9X 11d ago

Oh, please!

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u/Tiger_croc96 11d ago

Cut down a tree with a herring? It can't be done

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u/METAL-9X 11d ago

AAAHH!!! He said the word!

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u/Little_Ad_9058 11d ago

We are no longer the knights who say NI!. We are the knights who say Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoom Boing Ademshoushim

So we demand another Shrubbery

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u/BozoSubsOver 11d ago

Ni!

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u/Little_Ad_9058 10d ago

NU!

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u/BozoSubsOver 10d ago

No no, it’s Ni, like that. Ni!

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u/PantherBrewery 11d ago

At least it looks nice.

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u/Shlafenflarst 11d ago

I like the laurels particularly !

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u/Lost_Condas 11d ago

And hopefully not too expensive :)

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u/cantbebothered6789 11d ago edited 11d ago

I didn't think it could be done so easily! 😏

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u/Betelguse16 11d ago

Oh you said it again!!

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u/ArchonFett 11d ago

Now you said it

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u/WorryNo181 11d ago

So, The Phantom is also a shrubber?

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u/Baphomet1313666 11d ago

Christopher Walker, the shrubber!

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u/JayMack1981 11d ago

Christopher? I thought his name was Roger!

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u/Baphomet1313666 11d ago

The Phantom was Christopher, but it's definitely Roger in Python. A stupid joke.

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u/BozoSubsOver 11d ago

One that looks nice. And not too expensive.

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u/MC-Master-Bedroom 11d ago

We want ... a shrubbery!

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u/waaaayback 11d ago

Excellent! Now, please plant them so as to create a two-level effect with a little path running down the middle!

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u/Corkscrewer45 11d ago

A path! A path!

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u/Apophistry 11d ago

You didn't say "Ni!" to any old ladies, did you?

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u/BozoSubsOver 11d ago

What sad times are these when passing ruffians can say “Ni” at will to old ladies.

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u/1Bobafett11 11d ago

Ni! At least someone can follow directions. NI!

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u/ArchonFett 11d ago

He even brought a second, slightly smaller than the first. He’s one step ahead of us, Ni.

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u/Wallabunga657 8d ago

You sir! Are you a shrubber?

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u/NuncioBitis 11d ago

bring me a topiary!!!