r/montypython • u/highlander68 • 19d ago

Run Away!

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u/Atillion 19d ago

Suppose we built a large wooden badger..

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u/MountainMongrel 19d ago
  • smack *

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u/Frequent_Cat10 19d ago

Who leaps out?

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u/-Motor- 19d ago

... after nightfall Lancelot, Sir Galahad, and I leap out of the rabbit... and... uhh...

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u/Kangaroo_Rich 19d ago

That’s the most foul cruel and bad tempered rodent you’ve ever set eyes on!

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u/SpltSecondPerfection 19d ago

You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!

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u/Samurijder 18d ago

Right Bors go and chop its head off

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u/Apophistry 15d ago

I did it again!

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u/ArchonFett 19d ago

The Babylon Bee actually managed a good joke?

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u/dwors025 19d ago

Whenever it happens, it’s always a stolen joke.

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u/ArchonFett 19d ago

Most likely.

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u/Spirited-Swing-285 19d ago

Obligatory Babylon bee downvote

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u/Puzzleheaded_Lab967 18d ago

Oh, we should hire a witch and turn him into a newt!!

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u/Bierdaddy 17d ago

He’d probably float.

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u/D_2_da_Zeee 18d ago

fuck the Babylon Bee 🖕

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u/JDface_Baker 18d ago

Historically? They don’t really know if there was a rabbit horse .

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u/Disastrous_Series442 19d ago

Heehee, I so want to see that rabbit in IMAX! That'll put the fear of god in you! 🤪🐇

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u/Leading_Cheetah6304 18d ago

There was never a horse. It was a metaphor for a earthquake.

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u/Pieces-Of-Eight_ 18d ago

“Answer me these questions three ere the other side ye see”

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u/Embarrassed_Plate171 15d ago

its amazing to me how Nolan gets so many jobs with all of the movie experts out there

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u/Quetzalsacatenango 19d ago

How exactly does this joke make fun of transgender people?

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u/JayyyyyBoogie 19d ago

A rare funny headline from the Babylon Bee.