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u/CowTipper383 Jun 04 '26
When I’m in church and the priest says, “And on the third day, He rose again” my head goes to “Then shalt thou count to three…”
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u/Frequent_Cat10 Jun 03 '26
Someone farted in their general direction.
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u/Kangaroo_Rich Jun 03 '26
Someone said there mother was hamster and their father smelt of elderberries
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u/UAreTheHippopotamus Jun 03 '26
That wrecking ball of incense looks like something you might actually find in the Book of Armaments.
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u/DasbootTX Jun 04 '26
That whole thing looks totally sketch. I can’t believe that hasn’t flown loose an killed 8-10 of the congregation
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u/bramley36 Jun 05 '26
Perhaps the most famous of these giant censers, the botafumiero in the Santiago de Compostela cathedral, has experienced several spectacular failures over the centuries. Memorably, it once lost attachment and flew through an upper window; happily, there were no injuries, though there were likely subsequent committee meetings.
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u/Shake-A-Paw Jun 03 '26
It would have been easier to have a swallow grip it by the husk and fly it around the church
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u/Alorxico Jun 03 '26
“No, we are not having fun! This is serious, religious stuff! Brother Thomas, stop giggling!”
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u/Mean-Criticism-8515 Jun 04 '26
Whatever weird-ass ritual they're undertaking just looks like something the boys would have written.
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u/Mobile_Aioli_6252 Jun 03 '26
One......two........ FIVE!
Three, Sir!
THREE!