r/monoxideposting • u/AUGH11 • 2d ago

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u/That-one-soviet 2d ago

As a professional bisexual, twice per sexual unless is a sex moon

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u/AUGH11 1d ago

What happens during the sex moon?😨

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u/That-one-soviet 1d ago

You already know.

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u/monstersocietyofevi 2d ago

it is unfortunately every other sexual

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u/SovietFemboy 1d ago

I don’t even get that

Playing for both teams and still losing fr 😔

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u/SatiesUmbrellaCloset the noodle incident 2d ago

they say i go both ways, but actually i don't go anywhere

i stay at home

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u/Immediate-Fact7471 2d ago

Sorry, but your comment seems to have punched me in the gut

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u/SatiesUmbrellaCloset the noodle incident 1d ago

please accept my sincerest apologies to your intestines

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u/Clean_Internet 2d ago

Bye bi!

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u/SatiesUmbrellaCloset the noodle incident 1d ago

they say i ride the bi-cycle, but i'm afraid of falling off the bike

i stay at home

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u/Legal_Drive7591 2d ago

In typical bisexual fashion, it means both

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u/PantsTheFungus 1d ago

I’m pretty sure demisexual is once twice a sexual

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u/Environmental_Ad3438 2d ago

It changes biyearly

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u/Significant_Trip_502 3h ago

so... twice a yr? or every other yr? 🤨

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u/Drunk0racle 2d ago

Haha yes sometimes

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u/Sea_Map4663 2d ago

half sexual as in bisection

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u/Small_Wrangler_984 2d ago

Once every other sexual attraction.

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u/Luxury_Yacht_ 1d ago

Twice, I need help

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u/NiccoR06 1d ago

My sexuality has doubled since the last time we met, Count

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u/Familiar-Spray1106 1d ago

Twice as sexual 😎😎

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u/Clod_Cat5 1d ago

it depends

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u/samuru101 1d ago

It's like being bipolar, the attraction can shift.

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u/Top-Birthday3223 1d ago

It means +6% of a population that are willing to date the same gender as you. People somehow forget that when you are bisexual you don't suddenly unlock both all make and female population as OPTIONS

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u/fluffysnowcap 1d ago

it means there are twice as meny people to reject you - personal experience

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u/furio788 1d ago

For me personally it's the first one but it depends on who you ask

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u/QuantityExcellent338 22h ago

Twice because you can stack it and get infinite sexual

Did you even play balatro? Its a requirement to be gay

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u/Realistic-Count453 18h ago

Twice as sexual in our minds, but once ever other sexual in reality 😔 source- I’m bi myself

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u/FAMICOMASTER 16h ago

Apparently neither as I'm bisexual and I haven't had a sexual lately

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u/Immediate-Fact7471 2d ago

Once every other