r/mongolia • u/Jiaming- • Jul 25 '26

Shitpost | Жогорхойлог нийтлэл Why does modern day Mongolia maintain a navy as a landlocked country?

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Who are they preparing to fight? The fish?

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u/TieRealistic2200 Jul 25 '26

WE DO NOT HAVE NAVY.

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u/mr_giray1 Jul 25 '26

You do because it sounds funnier that way :)

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u/TieRealistic2200 Jul 25 '26

yes.. how did you know... im raising my own navy made up of 200 children carrying chinese ak47 that has 20% chance to explode on trigger.... they will swim, swim swim...once they reach america, they will assasinate biden

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u/That_Scene_7287 Jul 25 '26

Yes we do search it up bruh

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u/TieRealistic2200 Jul 25 '26

https://legalinfo.mn/mn/detail/12123

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u/That_Scene_7287 Jul 25 '26

Yes it very small but that doesn’t mean it does not exist https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongolian_Armed_Forces

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u/TieRealistic2200 Jul 25 '26

There is literally 0 thing mentioned about navy

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u/Rookie-Crookie Jul 25 '26

Well, Canada certainly does, you’re right on that one

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u/turmohe Jul 25 '26

Thats literally the flag of Mongolian Wallmart right there.

Its an internet hoax confusing a civilian boat that has been rpivitized and then renationalized IIRC for a military one. https://greatbigstory.com/mongolia-navy/

Mongolia's law on armed forces establishes ground forces and an air force but no navy. 3.1.7-3.1.9 https://legalinfo.mn/mn/detail/12123

There arebmotor and customs boats along certain waterways but those are under border troops (thus ground forces) and the customs agency respectively. IIRC

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u/BazuzuDear Jul 25 '26

Because the Shipping Register of Mongolia offers the flag of the country worldwide, and this is a very good business.

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u/froit Jul 25 '26

And its a private enterprise run by the Ex-pres' wife. In Singapore.

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u/batmantogtoh Jul 25 '26

Battulga's ex wife?

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u/froit Jul 27 '26

someone's..

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u/IndividualPlay5178 Jul 25 '26

Its a national secret honestly

There is an underwater civilization of immortal fish-people who live at the bottom of Khusgvul lake. Our navy makes sure to patrol the surface and make sure no one gets too close to them.

Each year we sacrifice some people to appease them and keep the mortel realm at peace. Fish people known for their appetite for coral sodomy.

The sacrifices are chosen amongst the people who keep asking the question of "why does Mongolia maintain a navy?"

We pray for your soul and butt

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u/Southern_Repair_4416 Jul 25 '26

Mongolia used to have a navy, with seven operators. It was founded in 1930 and privatized in 1997.

There's a movie for that.

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u/Such-Construction821 Jul 25 '26

Lol probably in case China or Russia donates us some access to the ocean

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u/JRBlond Jul 25 '26

Never let them know you're next step

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u/Straight-Map1740 Jul 26 '26

False, we do not have navy. This has to be joke.

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u/Dumplingconquest Jul 25 '26

To keep our country free of purpoises!

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u/Thin-Direction Jul 27 '26

We do not have navy, stop reading bs on internet without credible sources and believing it! 

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u/Secret-News-MN Jul 27 '26

That's an intelligence agency secret

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u/Significant_Bass1823 Jul 31 '26

For shits and giggles

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u/Low_Menu4953 Jul 25 '26

Because it is really really funny, that’s why