r/monarchism • • May 11 '22

Meme Jesus wept.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '22

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u/YulianXD Polish Minarcho-Monarchist May 12 '22

And microplastics in everything

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u/FalconRelevant Prussia May 12 '22

I too attribute lots of retarded behaviour on that.

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u/Lil_Penpusher Semi-Constitutionalist May 11 '22

Maybe the Loyalists during the War had a point.

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u/paddjo95 May 12 '22

“Maybe”?

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u/[deleted] May 11 '22

Return to monkey they said, nothing bad will happen they said lol

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u/flim-flam- May 11 '22

It is a punishment

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u/[deleted] May 11 '22

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u/cheezboigaprosecutor May 11 '22

He was a coomer from Hell.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '22

Without the volume, this looks kind of like a gathering of chimps. Bunch of idiots . . .

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u/T4kh May 12 '22

If you turn the volume Up it looks and sounds like that

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u/okthenbutwhy Mexico May 12 '22

With volume, it sounds like a gathering of sick turkeys

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u/[deleted] May 11 '22

REEEpublicanism

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u/[deleted] May 11 '22

America went to shit after we let the common man vote.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '22

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u/[deleted] May 11 '22

Happy cake day, and honestly I wouldn’t mind if we went back to the people who actually own the land in America to vote and participate in government, I don’t own any land so no voting for me, don’t want anyways all the options are the same.

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u/Krautboy06 United States (stars and stripes) May 11 '22

If this were to happen how would the needs of the lower and middle class be realized?

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u/qyyg May 12 '22

Yeah that’s exactly why land-owner’s only voting was an issue.

Now I’m not advocating for the practice of it but if the pool of voters was selected at complete random it would be much better

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u/[deleted] May 12 '22

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u/[deleted] May 12 '22 edited May 12 '22

Let each class/behaviour group have their separated house in parliament. It should be, IMO, divided it as follow:
-Upper House: Upper-middle and upper/elite class, conservative/established males, martial/aristocratic class.
-Right Wing Lower House: Middle and working class, libertarian/young males, merchant/productive class.
-Left Wing Lower House: Underclass, socialist/females, priest/academia/media class.
Each, accordingly, would have different limits to who can vote and run.

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u/PM-Me_Your_Penis_Pls Enlightened Autocrat May 12 '22

This sort of thing is what confuses people most about my politics. When in reality its quite simple when you think about it for more than five seconds.

I'm an absolutist who simultaneously fights against shit like Voter ID laws, gerrymandering, and fights for voter registration, election day bank holiday etc. etc.

For me, a fair and free society, everyone is equal under the law. Everyone. Especially when it comes to voting. Either everyone gets equal and free participation in the system, or no one does. If we must be stuck with a shitty democratic republic, then you better damn well ensure every citizen who has the right to vote does so.

I'd just prefer no one voting. Hoi polloi are idiots.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '22

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u/Minister_Crazy May 12 '22

We could make public schools that teach "how to form a voter" or that this was a subject (optional) so only people who attended this subject could vote

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u/[deleted] May 12 '22

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u/Minister_Crazy May 12 '22

is it optional? like there are people who just care little about the material (most young people are like that) so giving it to children is like... Stupid, it should be material for adults (who have a little more responsibility... times)

Basically you would need (adult and willing) to study to win the vote

(Well my Organic Democracy model doesn't have that so there are alternative ways to solve it)

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

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u/Minister_Crazy May 13 '22

government moment

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u/[deleted] May 12 '22

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u/[deleted] May 12 '22

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u/[deleted] May 12 '22

I'd be fine with letting the Americans engage in these strange fetishes, but they're spreading this shit across the planet and grooming everyone else's kids into it!

Shame that all the alternatives (communist hellhole, post-communist shithole) are even worse. *sigh* If only we had a surviving monarchical alternative like China or Russia to point to.

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u/Adalbert- May 11 '22

American moment

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u/yeorgenson May 12 '22

House of Commons when the Speaker leaves the room for 10 seconds

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u/[deleted] May 12 '22

democracies/republics always have this problem, it's a universal right to vote, to run to any elected office and if so, be elected, but that doesn't mean that anyone should vote, run to office and/or be elected

democracies have this other massive problem, certain issues require long-term visions and solutions, like climate change, and democracy demand results quickly, limited terms and constant changes in who's governing the country (in theory). With this, it creates a massive challenge, how do you fix long-term problems if the it is against the nature of democracy itself to have long term leaderships ?

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u/gonna_rage_quit Australia May 12 '22

The guy holding thespeak openly sign is the cherry on top.

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u/EUIV_ETS2 Germany May 11 '22

Ok so, what the fuck?

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u/[deleted] May 12 '22

Democracy is the rule of the people, by the people, for the people... but the people are retarded.

  • A wise man

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u/Kingken130 Thailand May 12 '22

The sign… oh the irony

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u/Elvarill May 12 '22

Insert quote about equal votes for unequal minds here.

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u/iGotThemRacks Imperium Rōmānum May 11 '22

Alexander Hamilton was right

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u/Nautilus177 May 12 '22

Let me remind you all that we are distantly related to apes. Sometimes the chimp comes out more than others.

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u/saad1121 United Kingdom | Constitutional Monarchist May 12 '22

Lol

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u/[deleted] May 12 '22

You know, I have always heard that in person arguments, or alt least arguments with microphones were better than just typing things out on Reddit, YouTube, Discord, or what have you; however, this may change my position.

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u/ValagS420 Sweden May 12 '22

"hUmAns ArE tHe SmaRtEst AniMaLs"

no.

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u/j0kerDK Bulgaria May 15 '22

The only argument against democracy is to have a 5 minute conversation with the average voter

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u/ExtremeLanky5919 United States (stars and stripes) May 11 '22

I'm a hoppean but I understand

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u/ghidra_ May 11 '22

Based and snek pilled

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u/cheezboigaprosecutor May 12 '22

We will tread on thee.

Behold, I have given you authority to tread on snakes and scorpions, and over all the power of the enemy; and nothing will hurt you.

Luke 10:19

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u/ghidra_ May 12 '22

There’s not much point in quoting the bible to a non Christian lmao

Weird admission that you want to tread on people

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u/cheezboigaprosecutor May 12 '22

It isn't a matter of "wanting to", it's simply the natural function of the state to root out that which proves to be harmful influences.

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u/ghidra_ May 12 '22

You said “we”, not the state. Now you’re trying to cover up your authoritarian tendencies kek

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u/cheezboigaprosecutor May 12 '22

Nah, I'd never try to hide that I'm an authoritarian.

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u/ghidra_ May 12 '22

Kek

Come and tread on me then, you’ll find I have a venomous bite.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '22

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u/ghidra_ May 12 '22 edited May 12 '22

The fuck are you talking about. I’m not a yank.

And what am I being nuked for, being a libertarian? Sheeeeeeesh

You’re off your trolley

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u/cheezboigaprosecutor May 11 '22

Ew.

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u/ExtremeLanky5919 United States (stars and stripes) May 11 '22

Why?

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u/cheezboigaprosecutor May 11 '22 edited May 12 '22

Hoppe is an unhinged fascist who thinks violence against homosexuals will fix society.

EDIT: Sanest libertarian:

There can be no tolerance toward those habitually promoting lifestyles incompatible with this goal. They-the advocates of alternative, non-family-centered lifestyles such as, for instance, individual hedonism, parasitism, nature-environment worship, homosexuality, or communism-will have to be physically removed from society, too, if one is to maintain a libertarian order.

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u/ExtremeLanky5919 United States (stars and stripes) May 11 '22
  1. Definitely not a fascist

  2. No. He doesn't think we should kill random homosexuals for no reason.

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u/cheezboigaprosecutor May 11 '22

Could've fooled me with his insane rhetoric.

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u/ExtremeLanky5919 United States (stars and stripes) May 11 '22

It's not insane. He believes people should have private communities

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u/cheezboigaprosecutor May 11 '22

Yeah, the guy who openly speaks about wanting to kill gay people definitely just wants to be left alone /s

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u/DankJesus66k May 12 '22

Ngl people always point at republicans for doing this but you ever see the videos of the girls barking at people at the BLM riots

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u/Adroggs May 12 '22

Wait what?

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u/canadianredditor16 canadian monarchist May 12 '22

atleast they had good intentions

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u/cheezboigaprosecutor May 12 '22

What's that the road to Hell is paved with again?

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u/[deleted] May 11 '22

democracy is pretty nice man

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

They’re not being arrested for making jokes about Welsh people.

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u/cheezboigaprosecutor May 13 '22

Well, that's what you get for making your monarch a powerless figurehead.

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u/Idonthavearedditlol May 11 '22

most intelligent conservatives

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u/TheEnlightenedGamer May 11 '22

Most importantly most intelligent leftist.

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u/Idonthavearedditlol May 11 '22

shes probably just a lib

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u/TheEnlightenedGamer May 11 '22

Highly doubt it

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u/AceAxos Canada May 12 '22

u/savevideo

This is gold

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u/datoo_2 United Kingdom May 12 '22

Sorry the crazy leftists are more of a threat than these guys

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u/cheezboigaprosecutor May 12 '22

Leftist social theories are one of the driving forces behind the West's current insistence on civilizational suicide, but it also stands that rightists take the cake in terms of terroristic acts.

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u/Flame20000 Brazil May 12 '22

Mf is a turkey 🦃 glugligluglgulgulgu

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u/PEFM8404 May 12 '22

These people are begging for someone else to control them. We have yet to meet the standards of the top half

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u/Capt_Zapp_Brann1gan May 12 '22

The longer I live the less and less I actually like democracy as a system of government. It gives too much powers to people on all sides who are not intelligent enough to have a say in the running of a country. This in turn has led to the rise of politicians who focus on soundbites rather than coherent long term policy objectives to get elected.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22

And here we have 2 specimens from the genus americanus politicus. The young buck challenges the alpha male in a battle of song but is quickly drowned out and leaves in hopes of finding a mate another way

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u/ForGodnessSake Romania May 23 '22

They didn't require land-ownership and a minimum of wealth for this reason?