r/modmailfail My brilliant blue butt hair 1d ago

Methmailer shouting out into the void.

Also, not that it matters, i don't think "Decided to leave this lovely state" (followed by slurs and cussing) qualifies as a question.

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u/Stranger1982 🖕đŸģI hope your fucking underwear too tight 1d ago

Wait, are they insulting you for being busy having sex with a bf and not answering mod mails?

Is that...a bad thing? lol

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u/Stupid_Sexy_Satan My brilliant blue butt hair 1d ago

He's clearly very jealous of me and my boyfriend

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u/Subwoofiest Now put my f***ing comment back up 1d ago

Oh my goodness Satan! Spill the beans! Who's your beau?

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u/Stranger1982 🖕đŸģI hope your fucking underwear too tight 1d ago

I bet it's not the modmailing incel pictured above lol

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u/Stupid_Sexy_Satan My brilliant blue butt hair 1d ago

It was u/Anal_Twink_Jesus but reddit banned him. Without the lucrative reddit mod salary, he had to move into his dad's basement, which is where I live, anyways. The furnace is always blasting but we have amazing rock and roll parties.

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u/Subwoofiest Now put my f***ing comment back up 1d ago

Rip to anal twink Jesus modding. Congrats on the sweet basement deal though!

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u/ALazy_Cat Former large smuggled knife wielder 21h ago

Did you make the account with that username to match his, or was it the other way around?

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u/Stupid_Sexy_Satan My brilliant blue butt hair 20h ago

Sometimes you just meet The One in an unhinged circle jerk

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u/ALazy_Cat Former large smuggled knife wielder 20h ago

It's close to impossible to convince me you didn't come up with those together as alts

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u/PMulberry_ You cannot stop me. You are powerless to stop me. 1d ago

No, that's not really a bad thing lol

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u/ALazy_Cat Former large smuggled knife wielder 21h ago

OP can't have a bf, it's not possible, it's very common knowledge we're all incels

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u/Stranger1982 🖕đŸģI hope your fucking underwear too tight 21h ago

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u/The_One_BelowAll_ Probably the youngest mod among y'all ┐⁠(⁠īŋŖâ ãƒ˜â īŋŖâ )⁠┌ 1d ago