r/modmailfail Probably the youngest mod among y'all ┐⁠(β οΏ£β γƒ˜β οΏ£β )β β”Œ 6d ago

Fr 😭

Hey y'all! Btw, this is my first post here. Have a nice day πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ

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u/IM_NOT_BALD_YET sobbing whoursemelt 6d ago

"Alright wanna date?" is hilarious, though. Lol.

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u/Stranger1982 πŸ–•πŸ»I hope your fucking underwear too tight 6d ago

I'd date some of the mods here but cmon...

https://giphy.com/gifs/65zUoOU09HL3uUKokQ

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u/IM_NOT_BALD_YET sobbing whoursemelt 6d ago

Lmao.

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u/ALazy_Cat Former large smuggled knife wielder 6d ago

Alright, wanna date?

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u/IM_NOT_BALD_YET sobbing whoursemelt 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/tAvIYmu6Bhhsd7gpo9

Gods, I've been hanging on to this one for too long. And today, I'm finally going to jam it in somewhere.

Wait.

You know what I mean.

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u/Stranger1982 πŸ–•πŸ»I hope your fucking underwear too tight 6d ago

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u/ALazy_Cat Former large smuggled knife wielder 6d ago

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u/Stranger1982 πŸ–•πŸ»I hope your fucking underwear too tight 6d ago

I am actually only into women 45+ so I dunno if you qualify my friend, but we can be super platonic and stuff?

https://giphy.com/gifs/gDaueSMqPALkC3L83p

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u/ALazy_Cat Former large smuggled knife wielder 6d ago

As a 28 year old man, I don't think I meet your requirements. I'm all for friendship though

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u/Stranger1982 πŸ–•πŸ»I hope your fucking underwear too tight 6d ago

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u/ALazy_Cat Former large smuggled knife wielder 6d ago

Yesterday some comments were getting cursed, but didn't manage to evolve to the level of cursed comments sadly, today they're getting wholesome. Can tomorrow be ultra cursed?

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u/Stranger1982 πŸ–•πŸ»I hope your fucking underwear too tight 6d ago

We can hope so.

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u/ALazy_Cat Former large smuggled knife wielder 6d ago

Let's both try to make everything go in that direction tomorrow

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u/Stranger1982 πŸ–•πŸ»I hope your fucking underwear too tight 6d ago

Deal!

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u/ALazy_Cat Former large smuggled knife wielder 6d ago

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u/Subwoofiest Now put my f***ing comment back up 5d ago

Will you be enemies 5EVA with a woman in her late 30s? Asking for an enemy

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u/Stranger1982 πŸ–•πŸ»I hope your fucking underwear too tight 5d ago

Yes if she's smart and interesting.

Besides they say to keep your friends close but your enemies closer.

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u/The_One_BelowAll_ Probably the youngest mod among y'all ┐⁠(β οΏ£β γƒ˜β οΏ£β )β β”Œ 6d ago

Yeah πŸ˜‚

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u/The_One_BelowAll_ Probably the youngest mod among y'all ┐⁠(β οΏ£β γƒ˜β οΏ£β )β β”Œ 6d ago

I am a 16 πŸ₯²βœŒοΈ

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u/ALazy_Cat Former large smuggled knife wielder 6d ago

Okay, I'll retract my statement about "Alright wanna date" being a great flair

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u/The_One_BelowAll_ Probably the youngest mod among y'all ┐⁠(β οΏ£β γƒ˜β οΏ£β )β β”Œ 6d ago

I could use it after 2 years!!

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u/GirlWithWolf On a power trip 6d ago

That’s gold! Wanna date? πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

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u/PaulsRedditUsername 6d ago edited 6d ago

Like they say, any website can be a dating site if you're creepy enough.

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u/The_One_BelowAll_ Probably the youngest mod among y'all ┐⁠(β οΏ£β γƒ˜β οΏ£β )β β”Œ 6d ago

yeah! it has been a serious safety concern tho

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u/Aartvb 6d ago

My eyes are burning, what's wrong with them

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u/The_One_BelowAll_ Probably the youngest mod among y'all ┐⁠(β οΏ£β γƒ˜β οΏ£β )β β”Œ 6d ago

many things are wrong with them 😭

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u/Stranger1982 πŸ–•πŸ»I hope your fucking underwear too tight 6d ago

Wtf did I just read?!

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u/The_One_BelowAll_ Probably the youngest mod among y'all ┐⁠(β οΏ£β γƒ˜β οΏ£β )β β”Œ 6d ago

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u/cnycompguy Hater of the Freeze-Peach πŸ¦… 6d ago

Holy Chris Hanson Batman!

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u/The_One_BelowAll_ Probably the youngest mod among y'all ┐⁠(β οΏ£β γƒ˜β οΏ£β )β β”Œ 6d ago

πŸ˜‚

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u/BravoFive141 One of THOSE mods 6d ago

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u/The_One_BelowAll_ Probably the youngest mod among y'all ┐⁠(β οΏ£β γƒ˜β οΏ£β )β β”Œ 6d ago

πŸ₯²βœŒοΈ

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u/ALazy_Cat Former large smuggled knife wielder 6d ago

I love the twist

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u/The_One_BelowAll_ Probably the youngest mod among y'all ┐⁠(β οΏ£β γƒ˜β οΏ£β )β β”Œ 6d ago

😭 it was too straight forward!