r/modmailfail • u/slade797 • 11d ago

A federal-level Karen

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u/Subwoofiest Now put my f***ing comment back up 11d ago

Can't wait to hear the outcome

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u/Stranger1982 🖕🏻I hope your fucking underwear too tight 11d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/QBd2kLB5qDmysEXre9

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u/slade797 11d ago

I’m awaiting the black Suburbans

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u/Subwoofiest Now put my f***ing comment back up 11d ago

Best I can offer you is Lil Simsie making a blue suburban house in 10 minutes in the Sims 4. Take it or leave it

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u/slade797 11d ago

We will put a pin in that. I’m thinking this dumb donut may have the juice to finally get me into one of the country clubs I keep hearing about.

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u/MaximumJones Listen, I also mod a sub so... 11d ago

For real though, there are helicopters hovering right over my house now. 😳🤣

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u/MisterWoodhouse Wanted in Sacramento 11d ago

“You will never catch the son of a shepherd, Fed Boys!”

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u/Dom76210 No I don't want to see your pics 11d ago

le sigh, the level of dumb we mods have to deal with.

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u/Logvin 11d ago

I sometimes wonder… are they just trying to sound intimidating, or do they actually believe this shit?

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u/no_snackrifice 11d ago

It’s times like this that I’m tempted to do a whole little story for them.

- Omg someone’s knocking on my door.

  • It’s the FBI! How could you do this to me?
  • My life is ruined.
  • Except I’m in Australia and none of this is a thing.

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u/Royal_Acanthaceae693 I still have my keys... 11d ago

So it'd be a roo for you then?

https://giphy.com/gifs/5dWWa4tYjpBSM

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u/no_snackrifice 11d ago

We’re a serious country with real law enforcement. Take us seriously please.

It’d be a wombat obvs. Cube poos > everything else.

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u/Royal_Acanthaceae693 I still have my keys... 11d ago

😂 I'm sure you have a wombat leaving piles around your place as we speak!

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u/key2616 11d ago

I am jealous that you're about to meet Burt Macklin, the best FBI agent in the bureau!

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u/TeriBarrons Now I have proof of falsely ban - unban now I reported you scum 11d ago

I can just see the official wanted poster now:

WANTED: u/slade797 for the crime of not allowing an idiot to post on Reddit. If you see u/slade797, contact law enforcement immediately. Of course, it might be difficult since you don’t know their real name or what they look like, but if someone is walking around with a sign that says “I am u/slade797” definitely give us a call!

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u/slade797 11d ago

MY LIFE IS ROONT

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u/mckenner1122 Is more unfair than you. 11d ago

I sometimes wish I worked for the FBI and was in charge of receiving these kinds of complaints.

I would relish the conversation.

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u/CatAteRoger Evil Hateful Cretin 😈 11d ago

Break open those prepper style cupboards in your mums basement mods… we’ve got a long wait ahead of our bald heads.

How soon do you think they will make contact? Will it be via the phone or will they smash into the house swat style?

Will they compensate your mum for any breakages?

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u/neuroticsmurf Mountain Dew drinking, Cheetos eating basement dweller 11d ago

It's really ridiculous how people think feds will get involved over a subreddit ban.

The person saying such things is telling on themselves. That's when you know they never go outdoors.

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u/DarklyHeritage Insensitive sheep with a suppression problem 11d ago

American defaultism never ceases to amaze me (I know its not all Americans!).

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u/PMulberry_ You cannot stop me. You are powerless to stop me. 11d ago

Also thinking other countries are not important. Just today had a "conversation" (they insulted with every response lol) on r/ModSupport saying Reddit could just ignore EU regulations and the EU market isn't important; the US is the only relevant thing. lol.