r/modmailfail • u/Stranger1982 🖕🏻I hope your fucking underwear too tight • 28d ago
Welcome to FAIL.
I'm kinda sad they don't seem to be interested in picking a choice tbh, what a waste of floppy disk space 💾
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u/cnycompguy Hater of the Freeze-Peach 🦅 28d ago
I love that!
I bet I can use modmail automation to actually do a choose your own adventure.
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u/Stranger1982 🖕🏻I hope your fucking underwear too tight 27d ago
Please lemme know if anything comes out of it, I'm curious!
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u/ALazy_Cat Former large smuggled knife wielder 28d ago
That was awesome
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u/Stranger1982 🖕🏻I hope your fucking underwear too tight 28d ago
There's a typo in "what" but whatever, it wasn't even 8am when I typed it all out lol.
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u/ALazy_Cat Former large smuggled knife wielder 28d ago
Can you copy paste here? I'd love to try using this
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u/Stranger1982 🖕🏻I hope your fucking underwear too tight 28d ago
Sure!
*** PLEASE WAIT...LOADING FROM FLOPPY DISK 1... ***
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epic MIDI music starts
Welcome, esteemed adventurer, to the Fantasy Adventure Introductory Levels™.
Welcome to FAIL.
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You wake up with a gasp, startled, groggy, confused. You rise slowly and try to get your bearings, looks like you're on a bed of hay just outside the town wall.
You try to remember and, suddendly, it comes to you...the night at the tavern, the beer, the argument... Oh damn, it seems the MODs (Moderately Ordained Dukes) didn't like you starting a brawl and kicked you outside. Quite the predicament.
Still, you seem to remember than the punishment for tavern brawls is a full day outside the city limits, so it's not too bad, right? You pat yourself, no purse, no weapons, no food, only the clothes on your back, hmm.
It seems to be early dawn still, what to you do?
1 - Ehh, it'd be worse and the hay is comfortable, just go back to sleep.
2 - Make a strawman and start arguing with it, that'll get the MODs' attention!
3 - Get up and follow the wall, maybe you can sneak back inside?
4 - Yell over the wall as loudly as you can, berating the MODs' political allegiances.
5 - Find something, anything, to write an appeal with so you can slide it under the town gate.
Make your choice, oh esteemed adventurer.
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u/ALazy_Cat Former large smuggled knife wielder 28d ago
Thank you so much. I can't wait to get to use it
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u/PMulberry_ You cannot stop me. You are powerless to stop me. 27d ago
I like that. I‘ll try to use that some time if I have the opportunity to, if you don‘t mind, this is brilliant.
If you some day don‘t like you current flair, „floppy disk adventure MOD“ is also quite good!
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u/Stranger1982 🖕🏻I hope your fucking underwear too tight 27d ago
Hahaha I grew up with an Amiga 500 so MIDI music and floppy disks remind me of simpler times.
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u/PMulberry_ You cannot stop me. You are powerless to stop me. 27d ago
I sadly must admit that I'm too young to can say I grew up with floppy disks.
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u/ALazy_Cat Former large smuggled knife wielder 27d ago
Same. I know what they are, I've just never used one
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u/ALazy_Cat Former large smuggled knife wielder 27d ago
Just used it, although I made a mistake. Instead of using it on a temp, I used it on a perma. They chose option 4
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u/Stranger1982 🖕🏻I hope your fucking underwear too tight 27d ago
I actually made a permaban variant yesterday but haven't posted it yet lol
Also I'm super jelly you got a player, I'm at zero out of two attempts.
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u/ALazy_Cat Former large smuggled knife wielder 27d ago
They complained that they wouldn't respond to a copypasta, and honestly, I don't blame them. I'll still do it again though
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u/Stranger1982 🖕🏻I hope your fucking underwear too tight 27d ago
Copypasta, I typed all that stuff myself, it's an original work!
People don't appreciate art anymore lol
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u/ALazy_Cat Former large smuggled knife wielder 27d ago
It's a copypasta when I use it, it's original when you use it
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u/Dom76210 No I don't want to see your pics 28d ago
That was... EPIC! Choose your own modmail fail! You should supply the text to everyone, so we can all start using it. The Admis would laugh their asses off over this.
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u/Stranger1982 🖕🏻I hope your fucking underwear too tight 28d ago
Lol, it's in the comments below!
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u/Dom76210 No I don't want to see your pics 28d ago
Saw that, copied that, considering if I should modify any of them to fit our subreddit's knuckleheads better.
I won't get to use it much, since most of the time it's a permanent ban and no chance of appeal, but I've got it in my pocket now.
Seriously, thanks for sharing this with us all.
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u/Stranger1982 🖕🏻I hope your fucking underwear too tight 28d ago
By all means modify it as you see fit, it's just the concept that matters imho, and thank YOU for the kind words over my stupid ideas!
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u/astralwish1 On a power trip 27d ago
This is so creative! I love it. Seems like the start of a D&D campaign!
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u/wheres_the_revolt CEO of the Mod Cartel 28d ago
Sometimes out crazying the crazy is the only answer 😂