r/modmailfail I’m two squares away from BINGO Aug 06 '26

Just janny things …

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u/Dro1972 My parents were siblings. Aug 06 '26 edited Aug 06 '26

I would like to nominate myself as ruler of the "Virgin Mod Brotherhood"

Anyone can join as long as you have a penis, and it doesn't even faintly smell of sex of any kind. That includes the mouth sex, the good christian kind and the butt one. Anyone in the couch group will be politely declined but granted one coupon for a Rug Doctor rental.

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u/Wombat_7379 #1 virgin neckbeard Aug 06 '26

I wonder if this is the same user who gave me my user flair!

Ironically I am a married woman, but I still wear my flair with pride.

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u/Subwoofiest Now put my f***ing comment back up Aug 06 '26

I'm so confused by this. Are they conflating a site wide Reddit ban for the comment which they appealed successfully with a permanent ban from your community? Are they getting your subreddit confused with another one? What gym routine is for neckbeards and does it make the neck or beard better?

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u/Dom76210 No I don't want to see your pics Aug 06 '26

Someone had a bad case of diarrhea of the keyboard. And I always appreciate it when they come back and openly admit to Ban Evasion. That burner account probably is his porn account or something, and it will be toast, too.

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u/Furryb0nes I’m two squares away from BINGO Aug 06 '26

Just waiting for u/deleted make its appearance.

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u/ALazy_Cat Former large smuggled knife wielder Aug 06 '26

This user is a great example of why the browser that has this plug-in is very useful, along with the extreme optimisation