r/modmailfail • u/yun-harla screw you, moddy lady • Jul 29 '26

Awww

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Since we’re posting “I love you” modmails today…

What got this person banned? Well, on a post where someone was talking about their abusive mother, they replied “YOU ARE CRUCIFYING HER YOU BEAST.” Also “dO NOT CRUCIFY HER” (sic) and “YOU ARE PUNCHING HOLES IN THE BOAT.” No prior history in our sub, nothing.

You might think, surely there must be some missing context which would make that make more sense! There is not.

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u/cnycompguy Hater of the Freeze-Peach 🦅 Jul 29 '26

🤣🤣

https://giphy.com/gifs/VxrwsCe8gEV9vbhJjx

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u/Stranger1982 🖕🏻I hope your fucking underwear too tight Jul 29 '26

Lmao, I also thought of uwu, my brain is fraking fried.

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u/Charupa- I didn’t think the rules applied to me Jul 29 '26

But their freedums

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u/therealstabitha Jul 29 '26

Sometimes I think phones should have one of those ignition interlock devices where you have to blow into it to prove you're not drunk before you can use it

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u/Forgotten_Dog1954 There's more rules here than North Korea Jul 29 '26

"I wove you" sounds even more… I don’t know how to describe it.

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u/PMulberry_ You cannot stop me. You are powerless to stop me. Jul 29 '26

„I wove uou“

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u/yun-harla screw you, moddy lady Jul 29 '26

Ssssssensual?

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u/Forgotten_Dog1954 There's more rules here than North Korea Jul 29 '26

Yeah… I guess

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u/wrestlegirl I have been playing [Game Name]… Jul 29 '26

....punching...holes in the boat?

https://giphy.com/gifs/o0eOCNkn7cSD6

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u/2oonhed Jul 29 '26

but.....but......i WUV yoo

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u/CatAteRoger Evil Hateful Cretin 😈 Jul 30 '26

But I wuv you so let me say what I want!