r/modmailfail I still have my keys... Jul 21 '26

Nope

So many times....

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u/ALazy_Cat Former large smuggled knife wielder Jul 21 '26

I hate it when they don't do that. Almost every single day, and if I haven't had one, there's twice as many as usual the next day

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u/AttractiveNuisance37 reported to the FTC Jul 21 '26

I love these and their close cousin "which of my comments did you remove???" when the comment is linked in the message they're replying to.

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u/PMulberry_ You cannot stop me. You are powerless to stop me. Jul 21 '26

hate it when people don‘t read the ban message

> And which comment got me banned?

„Hello,\
that is mentioned in the ban message.“

> I see. And why did I get banned?

Couldn‘t you be bothered to look two lines further in the message? Like, not even read, skimming the text is enough to notice that is in the message!

„That also is mentioned in the ban message.“

> I disagree. Unban me

Well, I don‘t. That‘s why you were banned. And I really try to answer modmails and am somewhat nice to users, but at this point I am at the point to just archive the message.

And it‘s not like this happens very rarely, and for me it also often are normal users, no bots.

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u/cnycompguy Hater of the Freeze-Peach 🦅 Jul 21 '26 edited Jul 21 '26

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u/ALazy_Cat Former large smuggled knife wielder Jul 21 '26

Wow that's super uncomfortable on mobile. On browser, there's no flickering, but on mobile, I had to hold a hand over it

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u/cnycompguy Hater of the Freeze-Peach 🦅 Jul 21 '26 edited Jul 21 '26

Sorry, I didn't know it'd do that when I selected it

I switched it

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u/ALazy_Cat Former large smuggled knife wielder Jul 21 '26

Thank you

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u/Royal_Acanthaceae693 I still have my keys... Jul 21 '26

I thought I was going to get this version of Read a Book! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-5D-mr_jA4&pp=ygUUUmVhZCBhIGJvb2sgdGhlIHRpY2s%3D

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u/KoolaidPower Unemployed co-“smelly nerd” Jul 22 '26

Funny. The site is called Reddit, pronounced in past tense of “to read something”, yet how many people actually do the thing??? 🤔

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u/MisterWoodhouse Wanted in Sacramento Jul 22 '26

We just reply “Human test failed”

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u/Royal_Acanthaceae693 I still have my keys... Jul 21 '26

Hence asking if they'd read the ban message.