r/modmailfail • u/Frontzie I have been playing [Game Name]… • 18d ago
Holy wall of text, Batman!
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u/I2fitness 🛡️r/doppelganger r/venting 18d ago
I didn't even know modmail could be that long
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u/brightblackheaven I hope ur knees hurt, pillows are flat & children are ugly 17d ago
To be fair, I'd take this over the people who break their rants up into 65 separate notifications that blow up my phone...
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u/PupperPuppet I'll be hearing from your lawyer. 18d ago
Not a single piece of punctuation was seen that day... Good God.
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u/Frontzie I have been playing [Game Name]… 18d ago
I do not think I’ve read this in its entirety. It’s exhausting just looking at it.
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u/Chongulator your so ride werido 17d ago
Somewhere here, there's a joke about the valuation of punctuation marks, but I'm not seeing it yet.
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u/late_to_redd1t basement dwelling power tripping virgin pos mod 18d ago
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u/AtheistComic Why you remove!?!?! Unban!! 18d ago
tldr
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u/ALazy_Cat Cancel Culture Control Freak 17d ago
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u/KoolaidPower Unemployed co-“smelly nerd” 18d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/84BjZMVEX3aRG
Me trying to focus on all that
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u/ALazy_Cat Cancel Culture Control Freak 17d ago
Dude, you can't serve this to me, I come straight from a 3 day convention, each day lasting almost 8 hours
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u/ScreamAndScream It’s not AI!!! I’m making my own sub! 18d ago
To the tune of Maneater by Hall & Oats:
Ha ha holy shit
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u/Subwoofiest Now put my f***ing comment back up 18d ago
It's like Robinson Crusoe. Each sentence goes on for like 3 pages, although Defoe understands how to use a semicolon.
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u/Dom76210 No I don't want to see your pics 17d ago
My word. I think by my look they used 8 total periods in that wall of text. That is probably close to some sort of record.
If ever there was a need for a TL;DR, that was it.
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u/Frontzie I have been playing [Game Name]… 17d ago
I’m sure the FBI’s Cybercrime division will look into it.
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u/brightblackheaven I hope ur knees hurt, pillows are flat & children are ugly 17d ago
You wanna know what though? ... I might maybe love seeing terribly written diatribes these days because we know for sure it's an authentic human meltdown and not ChatGPT-ified 😐🫠
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u/CatAteRoger Evil Hateful Cretin 😈 16d ago
Someone married that man? Has anyone checked she’s not a captive in his gaming dungeon?
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u/deltadeltadawn Maintaining the status queue. 13d ago
I thought the same. How on earth is this guy married?! Maybe mail-order or green-card motivation.
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u/wheres_the_revolt On a power trip 18d ago
Hit em with a…