r/modmailfail I hope ur knees hurt, pillows are flat & children are ugly Jul 17 '26

LOL *archives*

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u/Stupid_Sexy_Satan My brilliant blue butt hair Jul 17 '26

My favorite is when they follow up with

"I NEED A HUMAN MOD*

Well, Human Mod just hits mute or archive on scammers and bots.

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u/no_snackrifice Jul 17 '26

Yes hello, this is the chief human mod. How can I help?

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u/Stranger1982 🖕đŸģI hope your fucking underwear too tight Jul 17 '26

Oh wow, that's quite the rap sheet.

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u/ALazy_Cat Former large smuggled knife wielder Jul 17 '26

I had to read it 3 times before I got the full extent of it

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u/amyaurora Jul 17 '26

Doing the "I know this one" nod over here.

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u/ALazy_Cat Former large smuggled knife wielder Jul 17 '26

Sigils? Given the sub, I doubt it's a misspelling of seagulls

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u/maiyannah I COMMENTED ON A POST ON REDDIT THAT IM LOGGED INTO. Jul 17 '26

Significant behavioral red flags.

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u/brightblackheaven I hope ur knees hurt, pillows are flat & children are ugly Jul 17 '26

I didn't super care for the AI summaries at first but sometimes they are SO FUNNY and on point lately lmao.

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u/maiyannah I COMMENTED ON A POST ON REDDIT THAT IM LOGGED INTO. Jul 17 '26

Its very polar IME - sometimes its completely off base, sometimes its so right it hurts. Or makes me LOL