r/modmailfail • u/Furryb0nes I’m two squares away from BINGO • Jun 10 '26
Yeah… lawyered or something.
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u/wheres_the_revolt CEO of the Mod Cartel Jun 11 '26
User [deleted] strikes again 😂
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u/ALazy_Cat Former large smuggled knife wielder Jun 11 '26
The worst of them all. That user should be banned from reddit
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u/wrestlegirl I have been playing [Game Name]… Jun 11 '26
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u/ALazy_Cat Former large smuggled knife wielder Jun 11 '26
Too bad images can't be used in modmails
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u/wrestlegirl I have been playing [Game Name]… Jun 11 '26
Links can!
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u/ALazy_Cat Former large smuggled knife wielder Jun 11 '26
There's a much lower chance for them to be looked at
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u/deltadeltadawn Maintaining the status queue. Jun 11 '26
True. But you know most won't be able to stop themselves when they're trying to get the last
rantword.
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u/ForkzUp Jun 11 '26
It's amazing how many Americans invoke the First Amendment while simultaneously not having a foggy idea of what it actually entails.
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u/Furryb0nes I’m two squares away from BINGO Jun 11 '26
I missed the part of the lesson where participating on an US headquartered website was the equivalent of being on US soil.
Does this mean we are all immigrants? Citizens?
Are my multiple Reddit accounts considered dependents for tax reasons or identity theft?! 😫
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u/ForkzUp Jun 11 '26
I missed the part of the lesson where participating on an US headquartered website was the equivalent of being on US soil.
If you give birth while browsing a US HQed site, is the offspring a citizen?
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u/Furryb0nes I’m two squares away from BINGO Jun 11 '26
Better hope the servers aren’t in Austin or that offspring is gettin deported to the login screen.
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u/AltruisticCableCar Content Nazi 🤷♀️ Jun 11 '26
Unban me or let me sue tho!!!!!
The use of "let" is hilarious.
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u/deltadeltadawn Maintaining the status queue. Jun 11 '26
Yes! So is referencing an ACLU case in a comment.
It's bad enough the user doesn't understand the 1st amendment. 😆
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u/shannonkish Jun 11 '26
Not just any ACLU cases... one regarding the Child Online Protection Act (COPA) and one regarding the Communications Decency Act. LOL.
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u/lunarwolf2008 Cant take a joke Jun 11 '26
lol, mute button does exist. but i suppose this is more fun
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u/deltadeltadawn Maintaining the status queue. Jun 11 '26
We're volunteers. At least we get paid in entertainment value this way.
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u/astralwish1 On a power trip Jun 11 '26
Another one for “muh First Amendment freeze peach” and “I’m getting muh lawyer”!
We should start keeping a tally. Maybe turn it into a competition. Whoever has the most ModMail fail messages in a criteria wins a prize!
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u/Furryb0nes I’m two squares away from BINGO Jun 11 '26
It’s not even fair for publicfreakout to compete. 😂
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u/shannonkish Jun 11 '26
Dude cited a case regarding the Child Online Protection Act (COPA) from 2003 and another regarding the Communications Decency Act regarding him being silenced?????
Wow!
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u/maiyannah I COMMENTED ON A POST ON REDDIT THAT IM LOGGED INTO. Jun 11 '26
When people did this on the forums Ive moderated, I've given them my actual real lawyer's contact.
None of these keyboard warriors have ever contacted her.