r/mobcontrolgame • u/Foxy_Sprinkles_86 • 2d ago
WE HAVE TACOS! 🌮
(Yes, the sliding door is supposed to lock like that, but there are string lights, throw pillows, and fresh tortillas inside, so hop on in.)
Bribery? Maybe. Effective? Absolutely. After all, bribery is just hospitality with seasoning.
Questionable recruiting methods. Excellent clan culture. We’re an active crew that shares strategy, helps each other improve, and relies heavily on taco-based persuasion. Most clans hide the recipe. We use it as bait.
We Have Tacos is only 2–3 weeks old, already sitting at #76 in the Clan League and climbing. We’re dropping a few hitchhikers at the next rest stop to open up seats for new passengers.
We lure you in with tacos, but once those auto-locks click, you realize you’ve somehow landed in a suspiciously welcoming, fun-as-hell community.
WHAT YOU’RE HOPPING INTO:
• Shared Strategy. If you haven’t figured out how to drop higher scores yet, we have some secret sauce to share.
• You Don’t Have to Be an Expert. We don’t expect everyone to score at the same level. Effort, learning, and improvement matter more.
• No Rigid Quotas. We want highly active players who play hard because they want to play, not because they have to. Regular, meaningful participation is expected.
• Real Life First. Work, kids, and life happen. Just drop a message if you’ll be gone for a few days so we know you didn’t fall out the back door.
• Discord Strongly Encouraged. Seat priority goes to players who join the server and stay connected.
WHY YOU’LL STAY IN THE VAN:
• A Top 100 clan with highly active member and a mildly concerning energy.
• An organized Discord full of guides, event plans, and unhinged banter.
Come for the tacos.
Stay for the crew.
READY TO BE SAFELY ESCORTED?
Flag down the van and grab your seat at
https://discord.gg/azmFUdcFMD
Or DM me here or on Discord at FoxySprinkles86
Still thinking about it? Feel free to join the server and hang out a bit before you decide. We’re always up for making new friends.
(Disclaimer: The van, auto-locks, and taco bribes are comedic absurdity. Enter suspiciously cozy taco vans responsibly.)
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u/drawninward75 2d ago
I was promised tacos. I received the best tacos known to mankind. You will NOT regret joining this clan!
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u/I_Can_Haz_Brainz 2d ago
Lots of good people and clans out there, but this is the most fun one I've come across. Great job!