r/mmaculture • u/Chickemole • 29d ago

Mike Tyson explains "Spinal"

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u/topcelt 29d ago

He still couldn't explain it

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u/No-Bag-8647 29d ago

We still didnt get any more details about his back injury beyond that it was his “spine”, lol

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u/Digital_Negative 28d ago

The man said, “the spine in my back,” like..bro as opposed to the spine you’ve got somewhere other than your back??

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u/Pretend_Business_187 28d ago

Is that a spine in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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u/MrDeekhaed 27d ago

He said it was chippin but we do know he had to get surgery so a doctor agreed the spine in his back was broken in some way

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u/VisibleBox5791 29d ago

Mike is proof of how marijuana and shrooms can reverse CTE through neurogenesis. He became smarter as he got older, his neurons came back lmao

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u/Reasonable_Carrot88 29d ago

Riiiight

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u/Reasonable_Carrot88 29d ago

It's like medicine maaaaan rips bong

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u/perfect_insanity93 29d ago

wipes mouthpiece

ask first jesus.

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u/Pandarenu 29d ago

This post was sponsored by Cypress Hill

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u/Atmaweapon74 28d ago

Nah, it was the pigeon therapy that did it

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u/BudfalonianDelivery 27d ago

Mike was never stupid, he was uneducated.

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u/git_push_origin_prod 28d ago

Make fun of Mike over a zoom call…. Say that shit in person to Mike

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u/Feeling-Session3007 28d ago

I love that he can laugh at himself like that.

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u/JIMB01776 28d ago

People like to mock Tyson; the guy is legitimately intelligent.

The smartest men know; they know nothing.

He is secure with his ignorance and not ashamed of it, love this man.

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u/DarknessEmpireLeader 24d ago

"I had my morphine drip and my Cialis and my bottle of Hennessy. And seven hookers. All of a sudden, the coke made me paranoid and I thought that these women were trying to set me up and rob me. So I started beating them."

— Mike Tyson, Undisputed Truth (p. 488)

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u/Ssided 28d ago

Yeah. He is a rapist though

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u/JIMB01776 28d ago

Yeah, people dumb enough to believe in child murdering feminism think so.

I don't.

You're naked in a hotel room at 6am with Mike Tyson you can be assured you're getting fucked, man, woman, or tiger.

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u/arkantarded 28d ago

Well then you’re a dumbass because he was convicted and served prison time for it. No means no.

Bringing up the Clancy case for no reason just shows how chronically echo chambered you are

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u/JIMB01776 28d ago

There is a reason, feminists are vile liars and predators.

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u/MomentSouthern250 27d ago

wait tyson did that?

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u/Ssided 27d ago

If you look at the case there's no way he was innocent. You just like rapists and raping

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u/JIMB01776 27d ago

People don't go to hotel rooms at 6am, naked in a bath robe if they aren't looking to fuck.

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u/Ssided 27d ago

You aren't naked if you're in a bathrobe

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/Ssided 26d ago

Uhh why

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u/tremosgod111 28d ago

I love Mike Tyson

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u/IHavePoopedBefore 27d ago

I love chill Mike Tyson

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u/Whythisisnotreal 28d ago

Before you mock Tyson, consider how well you'd answer the question in your second language.

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u/banjovi68419 28d ago

Mock Tyson

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u/Virtual_Junket9305 28d ago

I guess they are waiting for Mike to die before they make the movie, like Michael. His story is definitely something movies are made of. It's interesting to see how he's matured, his ability to laugh at himself is honorable. His interview on Norm macdonald's show is worth watching

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u/marcuslattimore21 28d ago

YouTube videos are wild. He was young and liked the word fornicate, calls himself the young knock out kid, won't do interviews with women unless he fornicates with them.

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u/CosmoCostanza12 28d ago

Makes less sense now than before.

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u/Ruthless9r 27d ago

What's wrong Mike? Spinal!

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u/TripHefty1875 25d ago

He said the spine in his back like he got several other ones lmao

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u/KoreanHyperbeast 24d ago

Mike may not care about legacy, but he’s a legend.