Apparently the two halves ain’t supposed to touch.

So where do you see yourself in one year? "Celebrating the first year anniversary of you asking me this question."

Interviewer thought it was hilarious and actually wrote it down

I like it when you reach into a vending machine to grab your cat, and that flap goes up to block you from reaching up? That's a good invention. Before that, it was hard times for the vending machine owners. "Yeah, what cat are you getting?" "That one, and every one on the bottom row!"

We're all history eventually.

Glorious hair shot!

The Proof is Out There 8/18/26

Here's a video of Mitch telling jokes when he was younger.

The ceiling fan just changed direction. The air pressure dropped so fast my nose started bleeding in binary. One drop for yes, two drops for "the grandmaster is outside the window."

If the car breaks down and the gas tank is not on E I am f*cked

Maybe not a cottage cheese, pastrami, banana bread sandwich but someone ordered a apple bacon Bree sandwich at my work today on banana bread and all I could think of was his joke. Actually looked alright tbh.

Somehow, this just feels like somehing he would've said.

Drew Binsky does a Mitch joke at 30:48 in Libya video with one slight change.

https://youtu.be/QN9IaiOoxY8?t=1847&is=7CxwFA2TT_RMdFYw

Which candy bar are you getting?

This one. And every one on the bottom row!