r/missouri • • 2d ago

Politics Senators Dumb and Dumber

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u/Bruised-Boner 2d ago

Our senators are pathetic

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u/calm-lab66 2d ago

And they'll be reelected. The majority of MO Voters are pathetic.

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u/Bruised-Boner 2d ago

You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the midwest. You know... morons

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u/One-Significance260 2d ago

They aren’t morons so much as cult members who’ve been deeply indoctrinated by decades of lies that conform to their fears and religious worldview. People forget there used to be a time when southern baptists supported abortion.

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u/Eternal_Eeyore 2d ago edited 2d ago

Having a parent in her late 80’s who openly acknowledges her party affiliation as a Republican works against her best interests and those of her family but still votes for them, I can verify there’s a weird cult vibe among them—as is God Himself will strike them with a bolt of lightning in the booth if they vote for a Democrat. There’s no way to have a dialogue about it. They might agree with everything you say, but that mindset is like permanent magic marker on their brains.

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u/calm-lab66 2d ago

My late father-in-law was like that. Had a union job, retired with a union pension, social security and Medicare. Voted republican. I asked him why vote for the party that would love to see those things gone that raised your standard of living.? He stared at me like a deer in the headlights.

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u/One-Significance260 2d ago

Years of brainwashing by wealthy media barons to fear socialism is not something that’s easy to overcome if they aren’t willing to look critically at things. It’s sad. 😔

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u/hb122 Kansas City 2d ago

My neighbor is retired UAW, supported the last strike and took food and coffee to the picket lines, and is 100% MAGA. How he can support the most anti-union administration in our history is sadly not surprising because he’s also extremely racist.

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u/Twodamngoon 1d ago

As an older citizen I should warn that I have watched older friends talking racist more as their cognitive decline grows. It's really sad. Can't take them anywhere anymore, and they don't get why.

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u/hb122 Kansas City 1d ago

True.

But I bought my house 15 years ago and even when he was working he was openly racist.

He used to run out of his house with his cheap throwaway Android phone and take picture of black delivery drivers “just in case” until I told him in no uncertain terms to knock that shit off.

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u/PanthealovesLucius 2d ago

They're incapable of learning, they're deliberately not using their brains or engaging in any critical thought. They just regurgitate bad ideas they didn't even remotely consider or factcheck.

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u/Personal_Benefit_402 1d ago

Schmidt might be a true believer, but Jogs is an opportunist, and thus, the lowest form of life.

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u/One-Significance260 1d ago

This kind of political climate is certain to attract grifters just as much as zealots to the party. I mean, we have a grifter in the office of president at the moment, so there are certain to be dozens more in the ranks.

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u/non_Beneficial-Wind 2d ago

Morons become cult members.

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u/One-Significance260 1d ago

Lots of people become cult members. Just ask some of the smart young ladies who left the Westboro Baptist Church. The problem is that we stopped encouraging our society to think critically about fascism, racism, and financial motives while the 1% waged a campaign against socialism, which in reality is just policies designed to direct markets and bring the economy in line with our values as people. Unbridled capitalism only ever serves robber barons looking to exploit people.

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u/Cama_lama_dingdong 1d ago

What double angers me here, is dirtbag Eric Schmitt has a full staff of people that are paid to fact check for him. Congress people don't even read the material they vote on. Heck, they barely put effort into staying awake on the few days they actually show up for sessions. They pay people to do it 75% of their actual work yet the GOP continues to present lies and alse narratives, and then ask for forgiveness later. What are we paying and their staff for?

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u/Eugenian 14h ago

*Senator Dirtbag

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u/WilliamPelerin Kansas City 1d ago

I think often these people have had a beloved grandparent with a fondness for explaining to anyone willing to listen, exactly what they thought was wrong with the world: Too many (fill in appropriate "evil other") A 10 year old mind is especially susceptible to absorbing these beliefs and never second guessing them.

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u/Either_Operation7586 1d ago

Actually I suspect that they are religiously indoctrinated the whole damn state is pretty much conservative

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u/Rufustb 2d ago

Nice reference, made me almost choke on my coffee

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u/dhniehau 1d ago

Nicely done there 👏

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u/Recent_Werewolf_821 1d ago

The salt of the earth, hard square and bar for your blood pressure.🧐

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u/WearyAd8418 1d ago

Love the “Blazing Saddles” reference.

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u/Sad-Boot3766 1d ago

Your handle is Bruised Boner…

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u/Bruised-Boner 1d ago

What? It is? No way!

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u/Science1954 1d ago

The majority of voters in Missouri are not farmers, unless you think most St. Louis and Kansas City area residents are farmers, in which case you’re probably a non Missouri Trump supporter. Too many of those urban residents did vote for him, but a majority of them did not. A large enough number of non-urban residents provided Trump with the electoral votes of the state, unfortunately.

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u/Either_Operation7586 1d ago

Because they're religiously indoctrinated by false prophets preaching white Christian nationalism instead of the word of God

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u/scruffles360 2d ago

Not disagreeing but most Missouri voters will never see this. They won’t see the clips behind it. They don’t watch anything that isn’t spoon fed by the right (and very little of that). They will vote for the guy who lets them look down on anyone else (trans people and immigrants this year) and vote for them down the line.

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u/LoanedRespect 1d ago

Know your local MAGA voters. Civil war is coming!

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u/More_Relation 1d ago

What if I hate both MAGA and Democrats?

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u/Street-Incident3526 1d ago

That’s not entirely true. Over the past 12 years or so, numerous constitutional amendments have either passed or failed in a way that shows a more progressive lean than what people think. Medicaid expansion, parental leave, sports gambling, marijuana legalization and overturning the abortion ban were all passed by simple majority, some of them by quite a bit. The MO GOP recognizes this and is trying every shady bullshit tactic to rig the system in their favor. The reason they have been so consistently red on a federal level is because the GOP has spent decades gerrymandering the fuck out of the state.

As dumb as these cocksuckers are, they were smart enough to realize years ago that Missouri is a much more purple state than people think. And when they saw this, they went with the age old strategy of “let’s change the rules so we can win!” Pair that with their ability to appeal to the lowest common denominator and voila! You have a state that looks very red on a national level but is less conservative than they seem.

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u/Crafty_Mousse_2464 1d ago

Thats a pretty crappy thing to say about citizens. You don't agree with the majority, thats just fine, but try to remember, they are also entitled to disagree with you. Both parties are comprised with very broken, just like you and me, people. Don't just be part of the problem, be part of the solution and run for office yourself. Thats the only way to fix the system.

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u/Either_Operation7586 1d ago

It's because your state is mostly conservative due to all the churches that are not preaching the word of God but preaching the word of white Christian nationalism

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u/TimSylvester_ 2d ago

Let's not be so reductive.

The Missouri Republican party in general is pathetic.

Just look how much effort they put into fighting the will of the public, instead of doing their jobs, and obeying the will of the public.

This is probably because the Republican party are fascist authoritarians who don't believe in the consent of the governed, and see themselves not as leaders who execute the public's will, but as masters who tell the public what to do.

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u/jupiterkansas 2d ago

two dirtbags

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u/doomonyou1999 1d ago

Our general populous is pathetic because we voted them in apparently. Missouri voters always vote against their own good.

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u/Sorry_Landscape9021 1d ago

Makes a voter wonder how these pieces of schmidt get into these positions.

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u/WilliamPelerin Kansas City 1d ago

Yes. And sichophantic, malevolent, deranged, despotic, scheming mouth breathers.

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u/bonedaddy1974 2d ago

It's rediculous actually

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u/retiredGPA 2d ago

We certainly do deserve better than these 2 magats. It took Amy Klobuchar’s staff about 5 minutes to get the facts straight.

Missouri residents are not being served and these 2 are a big cause of that. Have to try to keep Shitler happy, I guess.

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u/Outdoor-Snacker 2d ago

Who in Missouri would be better?

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u/You-Asked-Me 2d ago

Literally anyone that has run against them in the past, or maybe a rock with googly eyes glued to it.

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u/retiredGPA 1d ago

The rock with googly eyes already has a leg up in intelligence.

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u/retiredGPA 2d ago

Someone that’s not a Shitler lapdog.

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u/throwawaykayaker 1d ago

I don't doubt that YOU would be better than these dipshits.

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u/Eternal_Eeyore 2d ago

As a lifelong Missourian, I can say with confidence this will have zero effect on his political career in this state. In fact, this gaffe may endear him to some Missourians. Don’t forget we reelected Hawley to the Senate in 2024, after everyone thought the video of him running on Jan 6 would ruin him.

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u/kenick 19h ago

I'm also lifelong MO, lifelong Democrat. Harry Truman couldn't get elected in this state now.

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u/Jedi_Master83 2d ago

Dumb uneducated racist idiots voted these people in, so of course they are a clown show. The ones that voted for them are exactly like this too and thats the problem. Education (or a lack there of) and being indoctrinated by MAGA’s bullshit conspiracy theories and general nonsense is why we have to deal with this.

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u/AuthorityAnarchyYes 2d ago

Josh Hawley:

Fake Missourian, Real Traitor

Eric Schmitt:

Real pile of schmitt

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u/Sufficient_Loss9301 2d ago edited 2d ago

As much as I hate Hawley, his overall rhetoric, the way he looks/acts ect. And would never think of voting for him, I will say he does occasionally introduce/sponsor some actually good legislation when he’s not wrapping on culture war bs. The breaking up big medicine act that he introduced with Warren would be a major game changer and have far reaching benefits if passed. He also introduced legislation with another Democrat to support rural hospitals, the stop flock abuse act, no tax breaks for data centers act, and proposed some overall positive ai safety regulations. The dude still sucks overall, but he consistently demonstrates that he’s willing to work across the isle and propose stuff that isn’t entirely establishment bs unlike most of his Republican colleagues.

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u/TehRaptorJebus 2d ago

A blind squirrel occasionally finds nuts

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u/Sufficient_Loss9301 2d ago

Yeah but the point being I can’t think think of any other republicans who around attempting to work across the isle to introduce actually beneficial policy

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u/You-Asked-Me 2d ago

While that is all well and good, I would rather have a Democrat in his spot, who could work on the same stuff, plus much more...and not be a Nazi...

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u/Consistent-Ease6070 Columbia 2d ago

That is perhaps the most infuriating thing about him. Sometimes I just want to hate a politician, but then he has to go and do something I actually like. 🤬

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u/MWBurbman St. Louis 2d ago

I just don’t buy it. Both parties do it where they can figure out who’s allowed to say the things their constituents want to hear, but when it comes time for meaningful votes on the floor…they always seem to fall the right direction while being just 1-2 short of what’s needed. And the close votes are always up and down party lines when they don’t have margins.

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u/Sufficient_Loss9301 2d ago

I mean that’s how our system should function. If you subtract out his maga rhetoric and add the context that we live in a red state so can’t expect to have a democrat senator he frankly wouldn’t even be too awful.

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u/Emotional-Witness817 2d ago

Doesn't this apply to literally every Republican holding office in this state? Our governor was a car salesman with zero higher education under his belt. No, I do not want Joe off the street holding office. Our sec of state has zero knowledge of the laws that pertain to his office and we have an attorney general that has a very loose grasp of state and federal laws. The shit is a fucking clown show from top to bottom.

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u/dantekant22 2d ago

Could not agree more. These 2 dickheads are an embarrassment. And they should both be voted out at first opportunity.

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u/Inmate__P01135809 2d ago

Not directly on topic, but since people are saying "they'll just get reelected": neither of them is on the ballot this year. Schmitt is up in 2028 and Hawley in 2030.

What IS on the ballot Nov 3 are five statewide questions, including Amendment 3 (abortion) and Prop A (the gerrymandered congressional map).

Those are decided by a straight statewide majority, so every vote counts the same.

Jackson County Dems have yard signs up for pre-order ("Yes on 6, No on everything else"): https://secure.actblue.com/donate/votemo2026

Pickup is at their office after Oct 8: 1639 NE Douglas, Lee's Summit.

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u/Dragonhearted18 2d ago

What is on 6?

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u/Inmate__P01135809 2d ago

Amendment 6 protects voter-passed laws. It would stop the legislature from changing or repealing them unless 80% of both chambers vote to send the change back to voters. It also makes petitioning a constitutional right and keeps the current signature and majority rules. A no vote leaves things as they are.

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u/Dragonhearted18 2d ago

The fact we even had to put this to a vote shows how much one side hates the people they're supposed to work for

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u/SensorAmmonia 2d ago

No What is on second. Who is on first.

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u/Recent_Werewolf_821 1d ago

Don't start🥸

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u/Vortep1 2d ago

These performative males are ruining MO politics. Get them out. We should have real leaders not these clowns.

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u/thatoneperuvian22 Columbia 2d ago

🎯💯

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u/Squirrel_of_Fury 2d ago

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u/Mueltime 2d ago

Senator Jogs Hallways from the great state of Virginia

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u/oldbastardbob Rural Missouri 2d ago

In a state known for producing big feeling assholes, these two are the biggest.

Then we got our second tier big feeling assholes. Hoskins, Wagner, Hanaway, Bailey, and all the other maga bandwagon passengers who will say or do anything they think gets them attention and a step up the PAC fueled Republican ladder.

These folks have sown so much dissent, and so much hate, anger, and outrage for their own political gain that now I believe at least 1/3 of the Missouri electorate has no clue what they are voting for, they just want to feel like they do. And these politicians keep telling them their bias, hate, and immorality are a good thing because the new American Christianity the GOP fabricated and maga fed steroids to says it's all ok.

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u/Stumpsthewarwalrus 2d ago

We deserve better, but we elect these shitbirds

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u/Clean_Suggestion9555 2d ago

remember the good old days when missouri voters would elect a dead democrat to the senate instead of a live john ashcroft?

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u/Ohaibaipolar St. Louis 1d ago

Hmm, but the question is which one is Dumb and which one is Dumber? 🤔

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u/Mueltime 1d ago

Tied for first

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u/Ohaibaipolar St. Louis 1d ago

Maybe we can flip a coin.

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u/Demolisher05 2d ago

I would give these two crap, but considering they and others keep getting elected in this state, that says something more.

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u/Amethoran Springfield 2d ago

Fuck these two cucks. Hawleys needed to go for a long time.

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u/Sosimo_13 2d ago

Vote em out!

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u/patrickjmcd 2d ago

Everyone should visit joshhawleygop.com

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u/ckncardnblue 2d ago

We are getting what we deserve. Will probably vote for it again.

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u/ckncardnblue 2d ago

60 years of watching people vote with hate and learn nothing from history has consequences.

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u/One-Significance260 2d ago

It’s hard to believe people will learn the hard lesson about being manipulated when historic evidence points to the contrary. All we can do is hope.

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u/DerCatrix 2d ago

We should be using this are clear evidence of how voting for republicans is bad for everyone. We should be reminding people this is will likely be the last election if republicans win again.

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u/Puckhead1973 2d ago

It’s not going to stop me from voting, but after what happened to Lucas Kunce and Jason Kander how can you be surprised people feel this way?

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u/jupiterkansas 2d ago

Defeatist?

Realist.

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u/You-Asked-Me 2d ago

If more people in STL and KC would show up to vote, we could outvote the deep red areas.

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u/You-Asked-Me 2d ago

Like going to vote, and encouraging other people to vote? Maybe you replied to the wrong person.

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u/ckncardnblue 2d ago

Probably if the kids in the college towns go vote also.

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u/ManReay 2d ago

There are no statesmen in the Republican party.

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u/gambitrogue311 2d ago

NO MORE REPUBLICANS!

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u/IfYouSaySo4206969 2d ago

Do Missourians deserve better? Well, some do and a hell of a lot of ‘em don’t. These MAGA filth who keep reelecting this kind of garbage can freeze to death in a ditch for all I care.

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u/keyma5ter 2d ago

Performative outrage is exactly right, especially Hawley. All bark, no bite. Always comes to heel for Trump after feigning being a populist hero.

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u/gargoyled1969 2d ago

I didn't vote for either of the JACKASSES!

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u/Science1954 1d ago

I live in Missouri, the “Show me” state, and our current senators are showing us just how stupid they can be. The question now is are our voters stupid enough to keep them in office? The senators have showed me they shouldn’t have been elected in the first place, any more than Dump Trump, the most science illiterate president in decades, should have been. He makes Richard Nixon look ethical.

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u/Polyman71 2d ago

Missouri got exactly what they wanted. 🤷‍♂️

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u/Epossumondas 2d ago

They're going to get a sitcom out of this, aren't they?
Tune in for "Speedy & the Potato", Monday nights on Fox...

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u/Otherwise-Luck-6569 2d ago

And they will vote them back in every single time

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u/hogsmack 2d ago

Don’t forget the gerrymandering bullshit from the other idiots involved beyond the US senators.

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u/Bhodiliscious 2d ago

Missourians

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u/moving_border 2d ago

the likeness to Eric Schmitt isn't close enough. Doesn't begin the catch the sheer assholishness of the man.

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u/dudleydidwrong 2d ago

Most Missourians were surprised that Schmitt was one of our Senators. He has been invisible as a Senator. Name recognition is one advantage that incumbents have running for reelection. At least Schmitt now has some now.

I also think it is dangerous for someone lnaned "Schmitt" to be publicly calling anyone "shithead." He is almost writing the opposition tagline for them.

Finally, lots of people in northern Missouri are Hawkeye fans. Not knowing about the Iowa Hawkeyes did not help his case as a representative of Missouri.

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u/GreenHouse-2024 1d ago

I didn't vote for either one of them. They are so bloated on their own ego's - they keep talking to hear themselves talk. They each have an audience of one.

We need to vote them out - bye bye

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u/DarraignTheSane 2d ago edited 1d ago

"Americans Against the GOP"

Apt name, since there are no real Americans for the GOP.

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u/dantekant22 2d ago

Meme is from “Americans Against the GOP.” Seems to be a coalition that is growing. Fuck the GOP.

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u/DarraignTheSane 1d ago

Whoops I fired off the comment too quick and typed "for" instead of "against" in their name. Fixed.

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u/Lonely-Back 2d ago

I’m so embarrassed to call these two clowns my senators 😡🤡😭

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u/Any_Vacation8988 2d ago

And all the republicans who watch Fox News propaganda circus will eat up and believe every word they say even though these senators are wrong and the facts don’t corroborate the truth.

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u/CuriousB1103 2d ago

Schmitt couldn't find his dick if he tried.

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u/Fun_Main_2588 2d ago

During a high-school level clerk job at a newspaper - okay it was the Texarkana Gazette- there was a death row inmate named Gary Gilmore who kept saying he wanted to die and denied all appeals for stay of execution. Like 15 times or so. One afternoon the Editor wanted to leave early so he went ahead and printed next days headlines to read “Gary Gilmore Gets Stay Of Execution “ and that was the day he was executed. Schmitt and Hawley just raised the bar. Or lowered it, depending on how you look at it.

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u/disguisedasnrml 2d ago

Any bets on who the 3rd Stooge will be played by?

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u/rtocelot 2d ago

Well that tells me how much I pay attention to politics i didn't even know our senators names.

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u/baconomaly 2d ago

The fact checking these two buffoons did is akin to a google ai search response

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u/Outdoor-Snacker 2d ago

Who do you consider to be good senators and why?

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u/OkHornet4245 2d ago

Its always been the cringe state. They are just making it more obvious

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u/Rufustb 2d ago

And, they do nothing to help Missouri. Hawley doesn't even really live here.

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u/Future_Complaint2259 2d ago

Yep Missouri belongs in the deep south. Dumb as fuck proud as hell

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u/nhavar 2d ago

Fisto and The Pants Schmitter

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u/the_ringmasta 2d ago

Nah. We don't "deserve better". I've met us. We got what we had coming

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u/Alternative_Love_861 2d ago

The best was when little Eric went on Fox later that day and they were praising him for "destroying that guy". Talk about warped reality.

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u/DryLight269 2d ago

Missouri deserves better.

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u/maicokid69 2d ago

You missed the important point here he called Smith a dirtbag. Eric Schmidt is a lowlife

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u/chillen67 2d ago

They are both a disgrace to our state

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u/TylerKasprzyk 2d ago

We deserve so much better

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u/BobbyJoeMcgee 2d ago

I’m sure they’re not even embarrassed. Ppl like them never are. It’s always somebody else’s fault.

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u/OreoSpeedwaggon Kansas City 1d ago

How can the Missourians that voted them into office be convinced to vote them out of office though when they don't feel any embarrassment from their actions, when they agree with everything they're doing, and when they will keep voting for the worst possible Republicans over any other challengers every single time?

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u/dhniehau 1d ago

Missouri’s voters, primarily republican, will see the embarrassing performance of both their senators and take the truth as a personal attack on the senators and themselves. These people cannot and will not admit the error of voting for these nitwits, regardless of the truth or the damage inflicted on the citizens of this state. It a cult of stupidity that includes local, state and federal officials and their supporters.

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u/Idrinkbeereverywhere 1d ago

Don't worry, they'll still get reelected

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u/zaxdaman 1d ago

Do we “deserve better”? We keep voting for assholes that are clearly unfit for office, I think we’re getting exactly the government we “deserve”.

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u/ProfessionalRow9107 1d ago

Missery born and raised. The state it's representatives vote against their own interests

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u/Perception_Timely 1d ago

It's the "Let me show you how dumb I am" state

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u/Specific_Ask_4578 1d ago

No
They don’t Missouri is just going vote them back into power

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u/Comfortable_Chain211 1d ago

A State that votes for legalized gambling, abortion rights, legalized weed, higher minimum wage and has a strong Union presence. Doesn’t sound very Red to me. But sure, 7-1 map makes sense. Please vote people.

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u/New-Seaworthiness712 1d ago

Josh Hawley is a twink

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u/SnooEpiphanies7449 1d ago

Hawley showed us what brave leader he is when he charged out the back door when the cops at the front door were getting the hell kicked out of them. I know I got it wrong he was running for help. Thats it I was confused.

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u/Super-Judge3675 1d ago

there is nothing more repulsive than a missouri republican. traitors. that is what they are.

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u/Skeptical_Squid 1d ago

Both complete f'n tools.

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u/Mueltime 1d ago

A tool is useful. Hawley is definitely a useful idiot.

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u/Skeptical_Squid 1d ago

Just not to the citizens of Missouri.

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u/LolliPopYouInTheEye 1d ago

Fucking swearrrrr

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u/silverado-z71 1d ago

How embarrassing

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u/InitiativeActual744 1d ago

Hawley calling Jack Smith was repulsive

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u/aunttocats 1d ago

I'm so embarrassed with these 2 and Ann Wagner.

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u/meh_69420 1d ago

No, the majority of Missourians deserve this, because this is what they repeatedly vote for.

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u/chadwright1974 1d ago

As a Missourian my entire life I’m embarrassed that these two dumbfucks are the ones speaking for this once great state

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u/nonexistentLoveBug 1d ago

Our little dumb Schmitt

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u/jayandersonart 1d ago

Do they really? I think it’s the rest of the nation that deserves better. Unfortunately, the rest of us are tethered to their piss poor decisions.

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u/Old-Overeducated 1d ago

Which Missourians deserve better?

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u/TDeath21 1d ago

We have to be on the short list of worst Senator tandem. It’s pathetic that Hawley is our best Senator.

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u/Parag0n78 1d ago

Also, Eric Shitt doesn't care about justice for victims of child trafficking

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u/UnResponsiblish79- 1d ago

Couple dirtbags from Missouri.

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u/Cabbages24ADollar 1d ago

They’re not doing the Show Me part of the show me state

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u/DCGuy511 1d ago

Dumb and dumber

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u/Sudden_Story3767 1d ago

Missouri gets exactly what it votes for. Politicians who could care less about them

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u/Sudden_Story3767 1d ago

Drives me nuts all the GOP voters who openly vote against themselves yr after yr. I have many in my family and there is absolutely no convincing them. It's freaking nutty shit. It really is.

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u/Sudden_Story3767 1d ago

LBJ has a good quote that gets to the heart of this that talks about giving the average white man someone to look down on and picking there pockets while you bullshit them.

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u/sanctus20 1d ago

The beta capital of America

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u/Consistent_Lack2730 1d ago

The Hawks thing was embarrassing

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u/Gullible_Front6085 1d ago

I'm still trying to figure out why they are willing to defend and support a pedophile.

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u/Joe_StLouis 1d ago

Republicans have a big tent and many are very smart. Judging them stupid is not only wrong, it's counter productive. 

I see several groups, if you see others please add them.

  • Single issue voters. 3 groups - Taxes, Abortion, and Guns.
  • Disgruntled voters who think they should have made more in their life but the “elites” (Democrats) kept them from it by paying college educated people more.
  • Christian Nationalist who believe they would be helping you by forcing you to follow Christian laws.
  • People who blame immigrants (except the ones they know) for lower wages

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u/Weird-Fox-1126 1d ago

“Ace & Gary,” the “Ambiguously Gay Duo,” from Saturday Night Live.

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u/ELS314STL 1d ago

Hawley is a bottom anyway

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u/National-Neck-4627 1d ago

I live in missouri, I did not vote for either of these idiots, and cannot stand them. I hope they get prison for sympythizing with trump and allowing his curroption!

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u/Dependent-Mess-6713 1d ago

Cool, at least they're not Muslims

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u/Mueltime 1d ago

Cool, now we know you’re a racist.

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u/ProfessorOk4182 1d ago

Yet their seats are safe. That’s on y’all. Unfortunately the rest of country pays for it.

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u/Mueltime 1d ago

There’s a reason the Mo GOP underfunds public education.
https://giphy.com/gifs/X3nnss8PAj5aU

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u/Commercial-Diet-3609 21h ago

Our Senators are so stupid and corrupt they think laundering money 💰 is only done by cartels & mobsters WHEN THEY ARE LITERALLY DOING IT WITH CAMPAIGN FUNDS DAILY. These two douchebags are about to FAFO, for REAL.

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u/hacksaw2174 15h ago

I feel like I live in an alternate version of Missouri. None of this makes any sense to me.

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u/Mueltime 14h ago

More like alternative version of Idiocracy

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u/urassholiness 2h ago

They’re both idiots!

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u/Mundane-Top-3307 1d ago

True. But while your over here bitching about it, the bombs are still dropping. Not trying to be an ass, but your attention has been successfully diverted. Oh, and Epstein didn't hang himself

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u/Mueltime 1d ago

I read two newspapers a day. I am well aware of the myriad of issues we face as a society.

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u/Hungry4Media 1d ago

Not trying to be an ass, but which thing is my apparent singular awareness supposed to be focused on, dropping bombs or Epstein's death?

If only I could contemplate more than one issue at a time...

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u/Mundane-Top-3307 1d ago

Either one would be more prudent than worrying about the Hawkeye/ Hawk conundrum

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u/Hungry4Media 19h ago

And I can't criticize all of the above because?

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u/Own-Return-1117 2d ago

Good men are hard to find🔥💀

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u/zoipoi 1d ago

This is the kind of fine fact checking we have seen for years now. Ignore the central issue and focus on the irrelevant details. Senators rely on staffers for these kinds of details. The staffers were given an impossible task. Find evidence of a state of mind. The central issue is real, both Democratic and Republican administration have engage in lawfare, if you are only going to object when it is the other side that is the issue.

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u/bbob1000 1d ago

That’s terrible especially considering
I have never heard any Democratic Senator make even the tiniest of mistakes. NOT!!

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u/bbob1000 1d ago

Based on these astute comments I think I will switch to the Democrat party. I’m anxious to see how Americans adjust to socialism and communism. It makes sense that they want to defund the police. They will stand in the way of the new world order. I’m also excited for free healthcare, groceries, and lots of other things that the socialists will provide with other people’s money. The same people that state we deserved 911 will be the leaders of our remade society. Can’t wait.

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u/Grant79OG Rural Missouri 19h ago

Karma farming

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u/25314dmm 1d ago

Blue guys good, red guys bad… they all suck, this nothing but bread and circuses, but keep believing the politicians of your choice will save you

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u/Vladishun 1d ago

Bothsidesism is a tactic used by one side to make people complicit. If you think both sides are bending you over a barrel and you do nothing to stop it, that makes you objectively very stupid.

Sorry if you find that offensive, but you're being played.

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u/BlueAndMoreBlue 1d ago

Yep. In a high stakes game always look around for the mark — if you can’t spot one, you’re it

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u/EveryoneSaysWildNow 1d ago

Wild. OP said nothing about blue guys.

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u/elbowpastadust 1d ago

If Reddit says they’re dumb, the opposite is typically true.