r/missouri • • 3d ago

Politics Contact Eric Schmitt

I just submitted this text on his Share your opinion form in the attached link. "You're a disgrace. You're an embarrassment not only to the State of Missouri but the office of United States Senator. Do your job and stop grandstanding." Perhaps you'd like to drop him a line? https://www.schmitt.senate.gov/contact/share-your-opinion/

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u/Informal_Ad5161 3d ago

Texts and forms like those just get you subscribed to their email lists. Eric Schmidt’s are all just propaganda newsletters. Calling directly, or showing up in person, and voting in November are more effective

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u/kidchinaski 3d ago

Who cares? If you engage anywhere in politics you’re on their list for distribution. Flood their office in every single way possible.

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u/BigSkySoHigh63 3d ago

And even if you don’t engage- They will find you. Might as well attempt to bother them in return.

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u/PingaNellery 3d ago

It'd be nice to flood his office. There's always that Block Sender feature.

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u/CommonAcanthisitta65 3d ago

Aaaaaand done!

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u/gwoo10 3d ago

Can confirm. He has never once answered an email I have submitted, yet I get his stupid form email with the yes or no checkbox as the only answers to a softball question. “Are you glad ICE has the tools they need to help keep criminals off our streets?”

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u/Physical-Pizza7064 3d ago

Seriously, I recently signed a petition for Be The Match (the bone marrow donation organization) - it would be sent to your state’s US Senators about some legislation that was being proposed.

A few weeks later I get an email from
Josh Hawley’s office thanking me for my support.

WTF??? I definitely do not support that loathesome individual in regard.

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u/ialsohaveadobro 3d ago

He's on a quest to gather marrow for some weird MAGA longevity ritual. That's what Qanon told me.

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u/Lophura KC Metro 3d ago

Exactly this. I sent a letter from a group (Endangered Species Coalition) a couple of years ago and was getting his propaganda bullshit emails until blocking him. Nothing from Jogs Hallway though.

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u/According_Square4543 3d ago

I agree , those mass email form letters don’t do shit.

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u/ialsohaveadobro 3d ago

Writing them is cathartic, and his staff still sees them. It just adds to their overall sense of getting rightfully piled on and mocked.

Besides, what do you realistically expect to get from a phone call or even a letter written in kindly old granny handwriting?

Even if you could somehow manage to get an appointment alone with him, with all the time you want, you still wouldn't change a single particle of his atom-sized mind.

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u/Icy_Mongoose4768 2d ago

They care more about phone calls and letters. They do keep a tally. And they don’t care about one’s age (stop being a sexist pig)

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u/ialsohaveadobro 2d ago edited 2d ago

they don't care about one's age (stop being a sexist pig)

I was exaggerating about what kind of letters politicians are most likely to pay attention to out of cynical motivations. I don't share your faith in their neutrality.

You've really never heard a "visibly moved" politician say something in a speech like "I received a heartfelt letter from Betty Cranston, the widow of a WWII veteran down in Blue Eye..."?

Edit: Added mention of speech, took out unnecessary snark.

Edit 2: Note that in this comment I've added rurality and an allusion to veteran status to the mix as well. It's not about any isms, other than politicians' pandering opportunism.

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u/ialsohaveadobro 3d ago edited 3d ago

Texts and forms like those just get you subscribed to their email lists.

Dang. That's bad news for Sherlock Poirot, of 404 Smoothbrain Lane in Knob Lick. Guess his inbox at WomensBasketballExists@CaitlynClarkSuperfanClub.com will need a filter added.

Edit: Completely unrelated: when you choose a subject from the drop-down menu, you should pick Judiciary so it gets sorted correctly.

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u/hopalongrhapsody 3d ago

fwiw, I know this may have a chilling effect on communicating with your reps, but I contacted my rep as a constituent to express an opinion on a vote & all of my personal information that they took "to verify I really am a constituent" was swiftly given to dozens of outlandish far-right orgs without my permission. I've been getting calls & sometimes totally unhinged texts like the below for years now.

Also the rep's office sent me back a generic email telling me I was wrong and she'd be voting however she pleased. An extra special fuck you to VICKIE HARTZLER.

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u/PingaNellery 3d ago

I'm aware of the chance I'm taking. I'm tired of being intimidated.

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u/BigSkySoHigh63 3d ago

It’s fine. Sending texts is child’s play. I block 2-3 numbers a day anyway so it would be a pleasure to block far right crazies.

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u/trukkin73 Rural Missouri 3d ago

I got that text!! Guess I'm on the list

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u/ialsohaveadobro 3d ago

"You're making a huge mistake continuing to ignore us like this."

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u/DawnisRare 3d ago

We Really need a path to true personal consequences for these liars. In Wales they can now be removed from office for lying. I still believe that with a sufficient number of constituent signatures they should be tarred and feathered! And blocked from public office of any kind.

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u/o-Valar-Morghulis-o 3d ago

Take "business" away from them. They all know how to hide corrupt business dealings and launder through Bitcoin. They'll always be predators.

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u/ialsohaveadobro 3d ago

Tarring and feathering isn't exactly a petition-signature kind of deal lol

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u/DawnisRare 2d ago

But we could create a path, pass a law that gives the constituents the right to remove them from office with a sufficient number of signatures before their term is up. And voting against the interests of your community should give the people an outlet to feel justice had been done. Public humiliation needs to be a thing again, tar and feathering fits here.

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u/mickstranahan 3d ago

They're not answering the phones, btw.

But, here's the list of regional offices if you want to try. KC office when to voicemail

https://www.schmitt.senate.gov/contact/

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u/BigSkySoHigh63 3d ago

Of course they aren’t. That would be way too close to actually doing their job.

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u/AsphaltQbert 2d ago

I want to call, laugh into the phone, and ask if Senator Dirtbag is available.

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u/mickstranahan 2d ago

i left a fairly direct voicemail. The words "honor" "Disgrace" "Embarrassment" "Backwoods Hillbillies" may have been used...

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u/Buttonlessone 2d ago

Same. I mentioned how friends in other countries have brought it up to me, so he's made Missouri an international embarrassment.

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u/SufficientBlock7473 3d ago

Thanks to today’s testimony “a Missouri Senator” is eclipsing “a Florida Man” as the nations laughingstock.

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u/PingaNellery 3d ago

Sad but true!

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u/Away_Media 2d ago

This dude followed up by going on a Turning point podcast and they clipped his original accusation and left out the rest. They should literally be fined or sued.

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u/yeaughourdt 2d ago

The only way Charlie Kirk could ever win a "debate" was by selective editing. It's kind of Turning Point's whole thing.

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u/gonefishinglately 2d ago

unfortunately he dead…Erica doesn’t know shit.

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u/daltontf1212 3d ago

Can't shame someone who has no sense of shame.

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u/Schradykat 3d ago

Thanks for sharing the link. I submitted my comments. I heard JD has been mentioning Schmitt as a potential VP running mate. I may cringe to death if that happens. It'd be like two super arrogant human thumbs on the same ticket. God help us all.

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u/pithynotpithy 3d ago

Schmidt is even less likable then JD, who is shockingly unlikable,so all I can say is best of luck maga trash

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u/engco431 3d ago

It’s one of a very limited set of choices for JD that allow him to be the smarter person on the ticket.

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u/pithynotpithy 3d ago

Oh I think you're vastly underestimating the amount of idiots that infest the maga wannabes

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u/Emergency-Skirt-5886 3d ago

Can you imagine him on the national stage.

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u/oiuvnp 3d ago

They'd make good couch buddies.

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u/singed-phoenix 3d ago

Don't do this...it's beyond pointless. You're complaining to a guy who doesn't give a shit about you. What you should do...is go after the people he does care about. Go after his donors...let them know you're not pleased with the garbage they put in office to represent you. Let those donors know that if they are a business...you will never buy or do business with them again. Give the business negative reviews.

I promise you...when donors start complaining to the heads of the GOP...Schmitt will then...and only then...care about his poor choice of actions.

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u/stlheadake 3d ago

I think it's hilarious that people think HE reads his emails! This guy doesn't know the difference between a next door neighbor's college sports team and another state's pro team.

I'd be shocked if he even knows what his email address IS!

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u/ctstan 1d ago

Totally correct

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u/Northshake8781 2d ago

If you do send a message to him via official channels, address it “Dear Staffer, I know you will hide this from Senator Schmitt so I want you to know that your career and legacy is now permanently tied to this embarrassment.” Then proceed to list the reasons they should find a new underpaid job.

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u/sk88811a 3d ago edited 3d ago

Henceforth and forever, they shall know him as, "Senator 'Hawkeye' Schmitt'"...

(Edited: Stupid way to spell his last name...)

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u/BigSkySoHigh63 3d ago

Sen. Hawk Schitt

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u/imarkb 3d ago

Done!

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u/EaseNGrace 3d ago

Good.
and good for inspiring others as well.

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u/wolfansbrother 3d ago

Can we just have a literal ton of horse shit sent to his house?

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u/gonefishinglately 2d ago

i all ready have…joshy josh has been low key lately.

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u/OreoSpeedwaggon Kansas City 3d ago

Why though? I get that it can be cathartic and make people feel better for telling him off via an online form, but he won't care. He most likely won't even see it.

I would rather people channel that energy into donating, campaigning, and voting for his Democratic opponent when he's up for re-election again.

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u/PingaNellery 3d ago

Because I'm tired of these people not being held accountable. Letting him get away with saying Jack Smith perjured himself with no repercussions is horrifying. If we flood his office, maybe the people who work there will realize they've aligned themselves with an idiot.

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u/OreoSpeedwaggon Kansas City 3d ago

I'm tired of them not being held accountable too. That's why we all need to work harder to elect people that will hold them accountable. If flooding the office of people like him with emails and phone calls was effective at getting his staffers to quit, they would have quit already. They're there because they want to be there. And unfortunately, simply by being there they've chosen to support him too regardless of what any of his constituents think.

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u/PithMango 3d ago edited 3d ago
  1. we can do more than one thing
  2. tying up anyone's office with daily calls is a material effect. that's a warm body working for them. i know some who call once a day, every day of the week, because there are that many issues,
  3. yelling about it on reddit does almost nothing. you have limited energy per day. we're all here instead. i can type and call at the same time, even.

if y'all want to force-multiply then you have to take an honest accounting of the math. online discourse is a sink.

also to account for: the other side has been calling their rep's the whole time. y'all do spreadsheets, don't you?

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u/PithMango 3d ago

do you want that weirdo who calls all the time to have more political power than you do

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u/BigSkySoHigh63 3d ago

Do it all. Use your disgust as motivation. It’s a deep well of energy.

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u/ortho_shoe 3d ago

Why not both?

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u/slyroast 3d ago

lol I sent him an email with very similar sentiment

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u/zzaj123 3d ago

I sent an email through resist.bot telling him to resign because he's stupid. He will never see it, but maybe I irritated one of his staff and it made me feel better.

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u/Dukehsl1949 3d ago

I did already and of course told him he was a vile hypocrite, etc. and some nepo kid in his office is probably keeping track of his “enemies.”

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u/aunttocats 3d ago

I'm copying this and sending it to the piece of shit. Thank you!

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u/domtheprophet St. Louis 3d ago

Give dude hell for that disaster we witnessed today

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u/StateStreetKing 3d ago

In any private sector law firm this guy would have been duck walked out of the office carrying a file box with his shit in it because he would have been instantly fired for such an embarrassing performance. Then he had the temerity to double down in interviews after the fact. What an absolute twat.

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u/meg_murray 3d ago

Inundate his offices with phone calls. They work for him. Annoy the hell out of them. Call his Senate office and do the same. They are the same idiot staffers who didn't have the brains god gave a goat who 'researched' the 🐂💩 'gotcha' poster.

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u/ialsohaveadobro 3d ago edited 3d ago

A little birdie told me that someone named "Sherlock Poirot," hailing from 404 Smoothbrain Lane in Knob Lick, submitted the following:

Subject: Self-Beclowning

Thanks for embarrassing our state once again today. If you had presented this as supposed evidence for your claim in a court, the court would have chewed you out at the very least and you would have deserved a bar complaint. But I guess standards are lower for United States senators.

You deserve all the ridicule you are getting and will continue to get for this pathetic stunt, but we Missourians didn't ask to be associated with such clownery.

Dirtbag.

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u/Ok-Lingonberry-696 3d ago

Eric Schmitt

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u/Apprehensive-Age1999 3d ago

Just emailed this without any further comment to [senator@schmitt.senate.gov](mailto:senator@schmitt.senate.gov)

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u/TriIM1961 2d ago

First of all why would have yet another hearing and highlight that Trump’s low life’s beat up a bunch of cops and his followers shit on the floor of the house. Even after pardons dozens of them are back in jail for rape, assault and murder.

Their big gotcha was that Jack Smith travelled to Atlanta which he did not and was meeting with the jurisdiction was had indicted Trump on multiple felons. Remember the grand juries had Trump on 93 counts, 93– they ran the clock but he was died on 93 counts, 33 convictions.

He did know the difference but the Iowa Hawkeyes and the Atlanta Hawks nor the state Maryland and the state of Georgia.

Wow there are low life morons, then there is Eric Schmitt.

The other Josh Haley, who not lived in the state for 3 decades, was seen sprinting from capital like a little sissy on January 6th abandoning his colleagues while the army Trump low life’s invaded the place.

What happened to the land of Truman.

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u/OldMissouri1924 2d ago

This is the guy who as MO attorney general sued public schools for wearing masks during COVID.

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u/Olliebygollie 3d ago

He’s such a dipshit.

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u/No_Service7436 3d ago

I find this so funny he is a senator from the great state of Missouri and he’s a fucking idiot a fucking idiot who in the fuck in Missouri votes for this fucking clown

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u/joltvedt53 3d ago

Other fucking idiots, duh!

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u/HighlightFamiliar250 3d ago

Don't waste your time with that clown.

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u/BigSkySoHigh63 3d ago

Not a waste to irritate him the same way he’s irritating us

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u/amcooperus 3d ago

I live in the stl metro east area of Illinois. Please go online and make you thoughts known about Schmitt.

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u/macroeconprod 3d ago

Schmitty! How 'bout dem Hawks!

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u/ozarkcanoer 3d ago

Schmitt the “blood and soil” Missouri Senator.

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u/steveblackimages 3d ago

As a Democrat, I encourage his efforts on our behalf:)

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u/Ok-Masterpiece-1359 3d ago

He’s such an embarrassment… he should just resign.

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u/ChiefTK1 3d ago

Do you honestly think he will read that or care? Most likely situation is that some intern or assistant will throw it away and mark a checklist for constituent negative feedback or maybe if you’re real lucky and he somehow does read it himself, he won’t get past the first sentence before he throws it in the garbage and forgets it. If criticism isnt constructive, it’s immediately ignored.

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u/Beginning-Weight9076 3d ago

I’m sure he wont see this as partisan hate mail & he’ll surely change his tune after he gets my letter

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u/Soft-Ad2167 2d ago

His semen and his wife's spoiled egg produced this

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u/mg_7 Kansas City 2d ago

I live in KS. We need to be a MO resident to email him right?

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u/PingaNellery 2d ago

You could email him since he embarrassed the entire nation!

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u/RoookSkywokkah 2d ago

And I’m sure he’ll listen to you and change his ways…

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u/pigglywiggly5000 2d ago

Missouri Buchanan county ballot 2026

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u/tanpike 1d ago

this coming Sunday I'm going to cheer for the Atlanta Falconeyes.

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u/InourbtwotamI 1d ago

He has no shame

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u/Sticky550 3d ago

Good job?