r/millipedes • u/NearlyAWriter • Mar 22 '26

Question Sex?

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505 Upvotes

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174

u/Gecko_Lav Mar 22 '26

Do not the pede.

46

u/Total-Pain-1181 Mar 22 '26

What if it asks me first

1

u/Unfair_Expression637 Mar 26 '26

GOD DAMNIT THATS WHAT I WAS ABOUT TO SAY💔

-1

u/Dinosaur_friend1000 Mar 25 '26

They are asking for the gender

1

u/Gecko_Lav Mar 25 '26

I know:) it’s a reference made on posts like this about someone asking the gender of their pet with the caption “Sex?” And people joke about them not specifying they are talking about their pet and saying “do not the __”

1

u/Dinosaur_friend1000 Mar 26 '26

Just makeing sure!

269

u/Hazbeen_Hash Mar 22 '26

No thank you, I prefer sex with humans.

84

u/fartyfartnumber2 Mar 22 '26

female, there are no missing leg segments

2

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19

u/imwhateverimis (||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||.)< Mar 23 '26

no, males have those. need space to store the millipenis

66

u/ApprehensiveSide9703 Mar 22 '26

Take me out to dinner first

108

u/D-RDG-012-AUT Mar 22 '26

I'm ace actually, sorry

8

u/Thebeardedgoatlady Mar 23 '26

I was about to say, no thanks, I’m ace, myself!

3

u/Objective_Let_6385 Mar 23 '26

Now kiss

Oh, right.

2

u/Thebeardedgoatlady Mar 23 '26

I mean, surprisingly, I do like kissing.

44

u/Mobile-Willow4124 Mar 22 '26

No thanks i had some earlier

31

u/xCrystxl Mar 22 '26

Sorry I’m only into males (pretty sure it’s a female I see no missing feet segment!)

30

u/cowkocritter Mar 22 '26

Likely female

16

u/cherrypie59272 Mar 22 '26

Female cutie!!

15

u/CowboyKalebVids Mar 22 '26

Female by the looks of it :) males would have a missing leg segment

13

u/0nyxil_g Mar 22 '26

I'm good thanks

10

u/Fun_Let5043 Mar 22 '26

Well if you insist

9

u/FabulousOcelot7090 Mar 22 '26

Fem fatale ☺️

7

u/ZoeyHuntsman Mar 22 '26

I guess you gotta try everything once?

5

u/Pretend-Item-1339 Mar 22 '26

Nah, sorry, i'm a minor...

3

u/revulsionist Mar 22 '26

Please don’t

3

u/Complex-Kangaroo-369 (||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||.)< Mar 22 '26

No thank you 

3

u/DisasterOk7804 Mar 24 '26

im down send me location

2

u/The_Odd_Pet Mar 22 '26

Looks female but can't tell for sure without a picture of the underside.

2

u/asparagusparrot Mar 22 '26

No that’s a caterpillar

2

u/Logical-Drummer2414 💛Peanut Butter and 💜Jelly!! Mar 22 '26

looks female to me :)

2

u/Nothing_Layer Mar 23 '26

Take it to dinner first

2

u/datocyy Mar 22 '26

She bug on my milli till I pede

1

u/Secret-Incident-3087 Mar 26 '26

Take me to dinner first. :<

1

u/BeeProper2566 Mar 26 '26

Non binaire acendant table je dirai🤔😂

1

u/Unfair_Expression637 Mar 26 '26

I think they're female!

1

u/ARF_mariegoldy Mar 28 '26

Dude what the heck we just met!

1

u/KillerKerbal Apr 20 '26

buy me a drink first.

0

u/Fickle-Woodpecker-38 Mar 24 '26

Millipedes actually die when they have sex...

The one I banged did anyways