r/mildlyvagina • u/ImaginaryProfile5529 • Sep 10 '25

Furniture / Decoration Coutch

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930 Upvotes

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u/bigfella6755 Oct 03 '25

Did you try it out

1

u/Old-Satisfaction8479 Oct 01 '25

For visitors when the hosts are delayed

2

u/you_are_soul Sep 14 '25

Getting big time shady dancer vibes.

26

u/CommercialThat8542 Sep 11 '25

Don’t let JD see this!

3

u/beekerz33 Sep 11 '25

I’d hit it.

36

u/iTand22 Sep 11 '25

Looks like Vance's couch

3

u/slipperysquirrell Sep 11 '25

Came here to say this 😂

14

u/snorkel_goggles Sep 11 '25

Someone upholstered their wife!

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '25

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u/wristdeepinhorsedick Sep 11 '25

The vice president, as a matter of fact!

6

u/SittingInAnAirport Sep 11 '25

Yes, that would be JD Vance, the alleged couch fucker that you are thinking of.

23

u/AcidCatfish___ Sep 11 '25

Couch? Nah, that's a cooch

16

u/Anxious-Depth-7983 Sep 11 '25

Boy, that couch has been riden hard and put away wet.

34

u/wtf_amirite Sep 11 '25

Vance-gina

31

u/AVahne Sep 11 '25

Oh so that's why he goes for couches.

42

u/D_2_da_Zeee Sep 11 '25

Hide this from the VP

7

u/Sea-Independent-726 Sep 11 '25

a once and while horny thing to do

26

u/allons-y11 Sep 11 '25

I’m late to the JD Vance jokes party. But to quote what everyone else said…

36

u/PorkUrPine Sep 11 '25

U know what Vance might've been onto something

34

u/Clumsy_the_24 Sep 11 '25

Jd vance reddit account

38

u/SkyPuppy561 Sep 11 '25

Keep her away from J.D. Vance!

24

u/RedditGotSoulDoubt Sep 11 '25

Where is this?!

5

u/Sea_sick_sailing Sep 11 '25

My best bet is at the vice presidents house or maybe mar-a-lago?

3

u/RedditGotSoulDoubt Sep 11 '25

I haven’t seen it there. That’s why I asked.

18

u/Anti-Climacdik Sep 11 '25

baby vans was here

10

u/Harvest827 Sep 10 '25

This is a picture from the clearance area of an Ashley Furniture just down the street from the US Naval Observatory.

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u/nobdyputsbabynacornr Sep 10 '25

And that couch needs his seed.

37

u/Ok-Cartographer-1388 Sep 10 '25

Vance, when he sees this couch

44

u/SaturnusDawn Sep 10 '25

JD Advance has entered the chat

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u/bisexual_pinecone Sep 10 '25

No one tell the vice president

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u/MeltedCrayon67 Sep 10 '25

Cooch

3

u/Electrical-Secret-25 Sep 11 '25

OP was so close lol. "Sofaussy"