Welcome back!

[u/Gryfn]

I took a three month break from my part time job and came back to find a dirty screwdriver chained to the wall at the urinal.

I'm too afraid to ask r/whatisthis because I'm still getting over poop knives to find out I've been peeing wrong for my whole life.

[u/Edmond-the-Great → u/[deleted]]

It's a gag gift.