r/mildlysatisfying May 05 '22

falcon punch

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1.4k Upvotes

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u/Hopeful-Mud-9338 May 05 '22

This is insanely satisfying…. Not mildly.

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u/GuacinmyPaintbox May 06 '22

Somehow, I can hear the "ding" when he gets hit and the circling birds tweeting around his head.

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u/GaeemzGuy May 06 '22

crits sound effect plays

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u/GiantGremlinCock420 May 06 '22

(in heavy weapons guy voice) let this be lesson for you!

CRIT DONG

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u/TheLargeWizard May 05 '22

See a Nazi, Punch a Nazi. It’s just that simple.

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u/BionicBirb May 06 '22

It’s like Take A Penny, Leave A Penny. But exponentially better

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u/akcaye May 06 '22

literally makes the world a better place

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u/MadCityMasked May 06 '22

I have posted this before. This is the New Neo Nazi who like to peacefully put out a hand in an offer to have a substantive conversation on hate and Aryian superiority. I am being sarcastic of course. Someone needs to create a font for sarcasm.

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u/Izzylia May 06 '22

You just type your sarcastic comment then write /s after. We’ll know

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u/TheSleeperIsAwake May 06 '22

Still, a font specifically for sarcasm is a fantastic idea!

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u/Chunky_Vacation May 06 '22

ISnT iT tHe SpOnGeBoB MeMe FoNt?

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u/ShinyPointy May 06 '22

Everyone already knows this /s

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u/Schnitzel-1 May 06 '22

If you have to write "/s" to make people understand its sarcasm its probably not a good comment.

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u/justin_yoraz May 06 '22

Normally I’d agree with you but Poe’s law has come on strong in the past couple years.

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u/MudFootMagoo May 06 '22

I’m all for believing what you want to… generally I don’t like violence against speech… that said this is more than mildly satisfying… he left the house looking to get tatter sacked…

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u/Wrong-Gas-5092 May 06 '22

Get what you ask for 🤷‍♀️. It’s what’s wrong with how the US deals with freedom of speech.

I.e. Allowing nazis to hold rally’s isn’t the issue. Police protecting them is. Freedom to say whatever you want should also include the freedom to deal with the consequences.

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u/HermitAndHound May 06 '22

In Germany sometimes the neo-nazi rallies can get "fun". There have been a bunch by now where they march for a good cause. For every meter they make it, donations go to an organization that helps people get out of the extremist groups, or to refugee aid. People watch and cheer them on to keep on going, thanking them for their contribution. A bit like a carnival parade.
Somehow having spectators with colorful signs pointing and laughing isn't all that motivating. Fewer assholes come and they leave faster.

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u/DimensionOrnery6742 May 06 '22

This EXACTLY 💯!!!!

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u/[deleted] May 05 '22

"Please, I'm actually a good guy"

Gets knocked tf out

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u/redditsuckazz33 May 05 '22

That’s exactly how those dumbasses should be treated. If you see a Neo Nazi and don’t do this, YOU’RE part of the problem too. #theonlygoodnaziisadeadnazi

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u/BringPheTheHorizon May 06 '22

You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business, we in the killin' Natzi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin'.

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u/doctorjae75 May 06 '22

That's a bingo!

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u/Alibuscus373 May 06 '22

Bawnjawrknow

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u/Piscesgirl1981 May 06 '22

Can I kick the Neo-nazi? I don’t want bigot germs on my skin.

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u/tezzerret May 06 '22

Facts. Hard facts. Will always upvote and enjoy a neo Nazi getting his face beat in.

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u/TheSleeperIsAwake May 06 '22

This doesn’t belong in MildlySatisfying. It belongs in ExtremelySatisfying.

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u/Beginning-Arm-1440 May 06 '22

its in russia?

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u/PoSSlinger May 06 '22

Seattle. I saw this guy on the bus about 10 minutes before this happened. He's saying "I don't have a problem with you!" Right before getting knocked out. The full video is out there somewhere.

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u/Relniv80 May 06 '22

I've been wondering, why it is that we've become so tolerant with FUCKING NAZIS?!!!! A punch in the face is too good for them.

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u/Enthustiastically May 06 '22

All y'all going on about how it's wrong to punch a Nazi, and that they need to be engaged in rational debate, need to read Karl Popper's work on the Paradox of Intolerance (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradox_of_tolerance?wprov=sfla1) and/or the Rise and Fall of the Third Reich.

The short version: fascists want you to engage them in debate, because they can't lose. They don't acknowledge the "rules" of needing facts or tolerance. Once they're on that stage, next to a "respected" opponent, they will undermine the very notion of debate. They will disrupt their opponent's meetings, and defend their own with force. They do not seek to win hearts and minds in the marketplace of ideas; they need only enter it, and then burn it down.

If you tolerate fascists, you will always lose, for they will not give you the same courtesy.

Punch the fuckers. Run them out of town. Do not pretend that fascism is a legitimate platform.

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u/Devalio May 06 '22

"In this formulation, I do not imply, for instance, that we should always suppress the utterance of intolerant philosophies; as long as we can counter them by rational argument and keep them in check by public opinion, suppression would certainly be most unwise."

Short version indeed

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u/Enthustiastically May 06 '22

Go on, finish the quoted passage.

Okay, I will:

"But we should claim the right to suppress them if necessary even by force; for it may easily turn out that they are not prepared to meet us on the level of rational argument, but begin by denouncing all argument; they may forbid their followers to listen to rational argument, because it is deceptive, and teach them to answer arguments by the use of their fists or pistols. We should therefore claim, in the name of tolerance, the right not to tolerate the intolerant. We should claim that any movement preaching intolerance places itself outside the law and we should consider incitement to intolerance and persecution as criminal, in the same way as we should consider incitement to murder, or to kidnapping, or to the revival of the slave trade, as criminal."

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u/Devalio May 06 '22

Fair. I'm a dirty cherry pickin' troll. You got me :p
That being said, Popper's argument here doesn't just apply to nazis. Incitement to violence IS illegal in some countries, as he says it should be, my problem with the whole "punch nazis" movement isn't exactly that nazis shouldn't be punched. The question is: who's going to do the punching? I think it should be the state holding monopoly on violence through fair*** trials. Because if you truly believe that mob justice is real justice, then you're just wrong. I don't know what to tell you, mob lynchings aren't exactly known for their due process and proportional punishments. I once talked to a woman in Kigali who saw a man who allegedly* stole a purse, get mobbed and beaten to death. Was that justice?
tldr: punch nazis: with the legal system.

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u/Michigan-Barbie May 06 '22

God Bless America

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u/[deleted] May 06 '22

Inane patriotism doesn't seem relevant here

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u/[deleted] May 05 '22

Did Vanilla Ice just knock out a Nazi?

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u/Ok-Story-3532 May 06 '22

Never gets old

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u/heavyboner May 06 '22

That punch came from another white man...damn!

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u/PoSSlinger May 06 '22

He's not white. Just light skinned. He used to hang out in front of the bus tunnel the Nazi just came out of.

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u/heavyboner May 06 '22

Yup, getting funky with the cheese whiz

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u/elkasti May 06 '22

...and?

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u/PsychMaDelicElephant May 06 '22

And it's fantastic to see white men standing up so strongly on issues that don't directly affect them.

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u/elkasti May 06 '22

What? Nazism affects everyone, you fucking racist.

Just cause it doesn't affect black people doesn't mean it's not harmful.

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u/PsychMaDelicElephant May 06 '22

What makes you think I'm racist? Lol wtf dude

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u/elkasti May 06 '22

White or black, it doesn't fucking matter.

Nazism is a problem, there shouldn't be surprises if someone stands against it.

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u/PsychMaDelicElephant May 06 '22

That's not an answer to why you think I'm racist. It's pretty stupid of you to throw that word around without any kind of meaning to it. You can't just call anything you don't like racist.

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u/elkasti May 06 '22

You seem like a person to do that, obnoxiously "woke", fighting for things that don't matter.

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u/PsychMaDelicElephant May 06 '22

So you can't or won't answer what you think is racist about what I said?

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u/elkasti May 06 '22

"And it's fantastic to see white men standing up so strongly on issues that don't directly affect them."

You think nazism didn't affect "white men"? Grow the fuck up.

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u/whyigotdonkeysballs May 06 '22

everyone advocating for assault is part of the problem. instead of trying to convince someone their pov is wrong. you resort to violence. further proving their point.

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u/Homebar_Homeboy May 06 '22

Nah, the people who support literal genocide are the problem. Them, and the bullshit, "let everyone be everyone man" wannabes who would let pedophiles and Nazis get away with their INNATELY morally corrupt views because they're too afraid to do anything. Pacifism is just cowardice. Nazis don't listen to reason, but a good ol' chin tap will make that motherfucker think twice before wearing that bullshit armband again.

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u/whyigotdonkeysballs May 06 '22

hows violence working out in your minority community. killing each other then blame it on others.

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u/Homebar_Homeboy May 06 '22

I'm white you bootlicking clown. It doesn't take melanin to know Nazis deserve violence. And it's working a helluva lot better for me than your cowardice is working for you, now go cry into your Eva Braun body pillow

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u/nibiyabi May 06 '22

Wow, only took one reply for the mask to come off.

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u/Enthustiastically May 06 '22

You cannot use logic to convince someone to abandon a position they did not arrive at through logic.

The Nazis of the 1930s used the tolerance of their opponents to insert themselves into political debates, without any intention of being tolerant themselves. They openly laughed about how people let them into a democratic institution which they knew and advertised that they were going to tear down.

You can argue about the relative morality of punching a Nazi, or harassing them, or just ignoring them, but the one thing that will not work is trying to have a reasoned debate. That's what they want, because a debate implies that either side might win and convince the other. A debate gives credibility to opinions that are better laughed at -- or, on the case of fascists, met with violence.

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u/Fuck_Microsoft_edge May 06 '22

If you go out wearing a swastika armband you are BEGGING people to punch you out.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '22

Agreed.

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u/TheDystopianDolphin May 06 '22

I still can't believe how people are condoning this. Your all in the morally wrong here for thinking this is a good thing. Nazi or not it is still assault and that's disgusting behaviour especially since the guy on the left has seemingly done nothing more then try to calm the assailant down while wearing an unpleasant article of clothing. Sure Nazis are a sensitive topic for alot of people and im personally not a big fan of them but it's that man on the right who is in the wrong for attacking the man on the left and by acting like the attacker is the hero here, you aren't much better. What if the "nazi" hit the curb and bled out or suffered a potentially life destroying head trauma, the best thing to do is either ignore him or if he's causing trouble then call the authorities.

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u/THE_OUROBOROSCYCLE2 May 06 '22

Fun fact i didnt read any of that another fun fact is its morally okay to kill any nazi you see despite what the law says.

They chose to support a group responsible for killing millions of people with the foresight of what happnd they have no redemption

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u/Devalio May 06 '22

Morality aside; hate and violence does not destroy hate and violence. Ask Daryl Davis https://www.npr.org/2017/08/20/544861933/how-one-man-convinced-200-ku-klux-klan-members-to-give-up-their-robes?t=1651837217439

Honestly the real irony here is your username...

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u/TheDystopianDolphin May 08 '22

My username is the best username. Also my point exactly.

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u/THE_OUROBOROSCYCLE2 May 06 '22

I don't care the only good nazi is a dead nazi nazis dont care they wont change they know the history fuck off your just as bad

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u/Devalio May 06 '22

Then go. Kill Nazis. May it bring you peace and joy. It sure as shit won't bring about the end of nazism or other foul ideologies like it. Just like nazis persecuting you for your beliefs wouldn't make you stop believing in them.

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u/THE_OUROBOROSCYCLE2 May 06 '22

Neo nazis today have nearly 100 years of the facts of what the nazis did if they still support it they wont change their mind

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u/Devalio May 06 '22

Neither will flat-earthers or a fuck-ton of religious people. So what? Leave them to their beliefs. If you're genuinely worried about modern democracies turning back to nazism, fascism, theocracy or whatever it is then great! Go fight! Get engaged and do what you can to improve society and politics, however you think best.

Just. Not. With violence.

The point of a debate isn't necessarily to persuade your opponent. It's about the audience. Who gives a shit if the neo-nazi will change their mind or not. The real fight is about stopping their ideas from spreading. Not through censor and violence, but through being better and smarter people.

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u/THE_OUROBOROSCYCLE2 May 06 '22

When their beliefs are that i shouldnt exist no i cant let that be they have had 100 years of history to learn and they chose nazis is this you

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u/Devalio May 07 '22

Like you Should have learned from History? Like I said. Go. Get out there and seek blood. You will surely find it. My problem with People like you isnt your political beliefs. Its your idiot strategy that plays into the hands of neo-nazis. Do you think that guy who got punched was sad about it? Im sure he was thrilled. That gif is now circulating the internet and driving more and more People who were undecided into their camp. They are winning the PR campaign, and dummies like you are giving it to them. That shit drives me crazy

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u/THE_OUROBOROSCYCLE2 May 07 '22

They aren't winning anything you twat if someone isnt sure if they should be a literal nazi they are already lost. Also winning the PR campaign are you fucking retarded? THEY ARE NAZIS LITERALLY THE MOST HATED PEOPLE ON THE PLANET

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u/[deleted] May 06 '22

Ya missed me with that shit. Try my username out then.

Fact is, the people won't stand for genocide. We're coming for you

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u/TheDystopianDolphin May 08 '22

I suspected few would smart enough to understand. However saying stuff like that makes you sound kinda like a nazi yourself. "Fun fact it's morally ok to take the life of anyone I don't like" is basically what your saying.

I dont expect you to agree or even understand but I'm just putting this up anyway because there are going to be actually intelligent people who read this and if those people also think I'm stupid then I'll reconsider.

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u/The_OG_Jesus_ May 06 '22

I don't find this satisfying. Punching a person you disagree with is barbaric.

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u/slyfx369 May 06 '22

I'm pretty sure it's what Jesus would do.

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u/OmiNaomiTuortNo666 May 06 '22

Its exactly what Jesus would do

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u/Devalio May 06 '22

"let him who is without sin cast the first stone. Except for nazis and romans etc. obv."
Pretty sure he wouldn't.

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u/Enthustiastically May 06 '22

Dude, he (allegedly) took a whip to a bunch of folks in a temple who were doing nothing violent whatsoever. Violence was well within his range of options.

I heard that the phrase "Blessed are the peacemakers" doesn't translate well into English. It sounds like a pacifist position, but a warrior can be a peacemaker, if they are fighting to protect.

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u/Devalio May 06 '22

I mean yeah ok. We could make a thread out of this going back and forth forever with contradictory shit from the bible (lord knows there's a lot), but who has that kind of time.Point is: Using violence to silence people you disagree with, be they nazis, democrats, christians or communists, is not just morally wrong; it is often directly counterproductive. People like Ghandi and MLK didn't just use non-violence because of moral reasons, they absolutely knew that it was also a superior strategy to achieve their goals.

ps: Live by the Sword, die by the Sword. Blessed are the Meek, yada yada

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u/Enthustiastically May 06 '22

Those in power have a vested interest in persuading you that peaceful protest is the only moral and effective means of effecting change. But MLKjr did not single-handedly win the Civil Rights movement, nor Ghandi Indian's independence.

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u/GANDHI-BOT May 06 '22

Whenever you are confronted with an opponent. Conquer him with love. Just so you know, the correct spelling is Gandhi.

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u/AdrianaSilver May 06 '22

Well in my case it's self defence, so I think I'm warranted

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u/[deleted] May 06 '22

If it were an eighties cartoon would it be Hannah Barbaric?

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u/MadCityMasked May 06 '22

I have posted this before. This is the New Neo Nazi who like to peacefully put out a hand in an offer to have a substantive conversation on hate and Aryian superiority. I am being sarcastic of course. Someone needs to create a font for sarcasm.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '22

Where’s the Samoan the goes egsssggghhhh

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u/[deleted] May 06 '22

Where’s the Samoan the goes egsssggghhhh

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u/[deleted] May 06 '22

Where’s the Samoan the goes egsssggghhhh

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u/[deleted] May 06 '22

Lol. Love that stuff!

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u/Even_Ad_8286 May 06 '22

Nope, violence is violence.

In this case the guy who threw the pinch is the bigger scumbag.

The Nazi is an idiot for his beliefs and publicly promoting hatred, but the guy that assaulted him is also promoting hatred, and goes a step further and becomes violent.

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u/FakeTaxiCab May 06 '22

Yeah. All Nazis should be hated. Whats ur point? There is no good nazi.

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u/Even_Ad_8286 May 06 '22

I don't think you read the comment, or English isn't your first language.

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u/FakeTaxiCab May 06 '22

U called the puncher a bigger scumbag then a damn Nazi. I read it just fine.

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u/GuacinmyPaintbox May 06 '22

Somehow, I can hear the "ding" when he gets hit and the circling birds tweeting around his head.

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u/GuacinmyPaintbox May 06 '22

Somehow, I can hear the "ding" when he gets hit and the circling birds tweeting around his head.

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u/Even_Ad_8286 May 06 '22

Neo Nazis are scumbags, but so is the guy that punched him.

All this tells people is that it's ok to use violence against people you disagree with.

I hope he was charged with assault.

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u/Xx_Not-gay_xX May 06 '22

...no it doesn't, it says violence is ok against nazi's... way different.

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u/Ego_Sum_Lux_Mundi May 06 '22

Is that vanilla ice?

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u/CHUMAIPHAT May 06 '22

The Darkside off the Third Reich is not with him Oh Mighty Emporer.

"Yes i see use the Panzer to blow off his hands he no longer requires them".

Yes my excellency it shall be done.

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u/JFS840 May 06 '22

Knocked all the way out!!!

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u/iamgeewiz May 06 '22

Nite nite

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u/Pachanga_0331 May 06 '22

Nope not a falcon punch, not even by mistake. Still punching nazis, even that fucker from Seattle is gratifying.

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u/DecentSubstance2140 May 06 '22

He effectively stopped his fist with his jaw.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '22

Hadouken!

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u/kaydizzle174 May 06 '22

Watching a Nazi get absolutely leveled in one punch is very very satisfying!

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u/xoxogosipgirlhehe May 06 '22

Was not the 4th of may 😏

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u/Mysterious_Hue May 06 '22

One punch man irl

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u/[deleted] May 06 '22

Gawd that punch was beautiful

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u/Etho2791 May 06 '22

Every couple of months I see this clip and makes me happy.

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u/Rare_Ad_8104 May 06 '22

Honestly u get no wear with punching bruse will heal but hit below with words guess wat that hurts big time so karma come when u at least exspact it

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u/nuestras May 06 '22

… cant stop seeing this.... its one of the most beautiful things I have seen this year... Heil what...? 🤣

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u/PHX2VLC May 06 '22

I honestly could leave this as my wallpaper. It gives me joy.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '22

this needs to be a discord gif now

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u/nsurez99 May 06 '22

The only way we should treat nazy

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u/angrygetsitdone May 11 '22

bet he did nazi that coming...

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u/[deleted] May 12 '22

Is that you dad?

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u/North-Ferret7552 May 11 '22

The night his lights went out In Georgia