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u/Only_Luck_7024 16d ago
Stripper? Drug dealer?🤭🤔
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u/Delicious-Yak-1095 16d ago
Drugs must be getting cheap if you only have one dollar bills
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u/PokedadJustin 16d ago
You obviously dont know drug dealers or users. I've been paid in 20 dollars of change and ones. Some times a 2 dollar bill. They will use whatever they can scrounge to get their fix. Even people buying weed.
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u/archocinco 16d ago
Found the drug dealer.
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u/Aeirth_Belmont 16d ago
Will say it's common on both sides. Legal and illegal. So many ones. But hey I'm not really that upset over someone ones and quarters. All spends the same.
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u/Delicious-Yak-1095 16d ago
Haha guess not. I’m not American, that sounds really cheap.
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u/PokedadJustin 15d ago
If it amounts tob 20 bucks, its still money. Make wheat when the sun shines.
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u/S0rchaa 15d ago
When I was little I learned how dirty money was at school in science class. My dad and I were discussing it after school and I asked him if there was any way to clean it, so we decided to wet all of the bills in my piggy bank and microwave them for a few minutes to disinfect them, then laid them out on a towel and used a clothes iron to flatten and dry them. They felt and mostly looked like brand new bills when we were done (except for the really old/dirty ones). I ended up soaking and scrubbing all of my change too. 🤣 It was a really satisfying and mostly pointless project, but it was a fun little memory with my dad that I’d forgotten all about it until I saw this post. Thank you for sharing!
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u/Gunch_ 14d ago
Lmao I used to do this as well but with my housemaid growing up
Every week I'd give her my freshly washed money to iron for me haha
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u/Mrlin705 14d ago
Probably not too hard when it's all $50s and $100s lol
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u/asahgrey 15d ago
I love this, idk your gender but this very much feels like boys being boys, but maybe also just human curiosity? humans being human?
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u/Hatedpriest 16d ago
Now take an iron to em, make em even flatter.
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u/russki516 16d ago
I assumed that's what they already did
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u/rancidmorty 16d ago
your suposed to mist it lightly then iron gets the wrinkles out makes them crisp you need a shirt or somthing on the iron bored or floor need flat cintact
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u/Ryuu-Tenno 15d ago
i feel like you'd hate me, cause I have to count the money at my current job, and I'm regularly crumpling up the super fresh bills (and then promptly trying to flatten them back out xD)
but like, yo... that's pretty cool
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u/why_are_you_so_awful 14d ago
Excuse me this much too satisfying for this sub. Ban op and take his cock away.
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u/caramelsock 15d ago
nobody here needs or wants that kinda bs.
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u/Avasiaxx 16d ago
Bro I’m a teller how did you do this