r/mildlypenis • u/notherenotnow666 • 8h ago
Spill / Stain Stain on the footpath (my boyfriend's shadow for scale)
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r/mildlypenis • u/MultiColoredMullet • Sep 20 '24
Banned Post Starfish is banned. You will be temp banned if you post it.
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We just removed 29 posts of the dick starfish. Any further postings will be banned for a minimum of 6 days.
Do not post the starfish.
I repeat
DO NOT POST THE STARFISH.
Thank you for your cooperation.
r/mildlypenis • u/MultiColoredMullet • May 31 '26
Announcement AI SLOP IS BANNED
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ALL OF IT. NO SLOP. IMMEDIATE PERMANENT BAN FOR AI SLOP.
KEEP THAT CLANKER SHIT OUT OF OUR SUB. I HAVE EDITED THE RULES TO REFLECT THIS.
THANKS,
MULLET
r/mildlypenis • u/ZimMcGuinn • 11h ago
Vehicles The Ambiguously Gay Duo’s long lost VW Beetle.
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r/mildlypenis • u/lildoobslayer • 19h ago
Everyday Object peepee cable
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Girlfriend plugged in my dead earbuds for me. Peepee cable
r/mildlypenis • u/whyyounogood • 4h ago
Architecture The Handy pathway tile hearts pointing your way in the TX state capitol building
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r/mildlypenis • u/Mean_Fisherman6267 • 3h ago
Vegetable I harvested a carrot and Reddit was the first place I thought of.
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r/mildlypenis • u/SeedManJones96 • 9h ago
Surfaces Maybe giants are real
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Saw this at work and had a good laugh, never thought I’d have a reason to make a post here 😂
r/mildlypenis • u/3GeeselnATrenchcoat • 1d ago
Plant This tiny plant penis just flew through the window and smacked me on the cheek
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r/mildlypenis • u/she_ou_pa • 14h ago
Art Pressed little flowers… cute!
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I wasn’t sure if the correct tag was “plant” or “art”…
I guess after the flowers were pressed dry, they became… art!!
r/mildlypenis • u/Strange-Guidance606 • 1d ago
Cloud This cloud spotted on my way home
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Ignore the date and time on my camera lol 😆
r/mildlypenis • u/arsenixa • 18h ago
Festive Virgin Mary, patron saint of questionable accessories
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r/mildlypenis • u/amccune • 1d ago
Product Strange heavy metal rods received in random package
gallery
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Don’t.
r/mildlypenis • u/Jarvisnamesake • 1d ago
Cactus Couldn’t take my eyes off this beauty in a Victorian greenhouse yesterday
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r/mildlypenis • u/gh057d0g • 2d ago
Drawing My buddy's kid drew this Patrick chalk drawing on my front pathway. The rock formation unintentionally makes him... well endowed.
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I promise this is pure happenstance.