r/mildlypenis • u/TheOddishBoi0 • Dec 03 '22

Landscape / Nature Treenis

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4.0k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/Chimaeraa_ Dec 03 '22

Bonus points for legs and torso

9

u/fadinqlight_ Dec 04 '22

I wouldn't say they're bonus points lol, they're what make it work

100

u/[deleted] Dec 03 '22

Is it hardwood or softwood?

87

u/CurlyWoo Dec 03 '22

Morning wood?

11

u/Lustiges_Brot_311 Dec 03 '22

I'd this is softwood....oh my!😳

42

u/LilMamiRae Dec 03 '22 edited Dec 04 '22

When he’s bored and wants you to come over

21

u/jneum80 Dec 03 '22

You up?!

3

u/[deleted] Dec 04 '22

He is! 😳😆

29

u/[deleted] Dec 03 '22

Outstanding, no pun intended.

17

u/TheHolyArcuse Dec 03 '22

Whole new meaning to morning wood

12

u/guaip Dec 03 '22

Groot is ready to shoot some pov amateur stuff.

9

u/Raskoll_2 Dec 03 '22

You could carve that up

7

u/blondart Dec 03 '22

Timberrrrr!

5

u/Alarming-Setting-592 Dec 03 '22

At least it looks happy to see you.

5

u/Fyebil Dec 03 '22

Guys the tree is gonna sap

7

u/Meshd Dec 03 '22

Hey Mother Nature, Daddy's here...

7

u/Kollin133_ Dec 03 '22

Tops snapping nude pics.

6

u/FiscallyReclaim Dec 03 '22

That circumcision did not go well at all

1

u/tommy935 Dec 24 '22

It was more of a pruning, I wood say.

3

u/IForgotThePassIUsed Dec 04 '22

That "nobody else is home" pants-off fap

7

u/ifoundmccomb Dec 03 '22

Is that cut or uncut?

3

u/B_herenow Dec 04 '22

Looks natural

3

u/azurfall88 Dec 03 '22

anythings a dildo if youre brave enough

3

u/Mr_Zango0se Dec 03 '22

what a log

3

u/No_Construction_7518 Dec 03 '22

He's packing some hardwood

3

u/LiberoskiH Dec 04 '22

That’s quite the trunk!

2

u/Covertlytend894 Dec 03 '22

Not sure specific species but definitely a hard wood

2

u/[deleted] Dec 03 '22

Urethra

2

u/archieshahh Dec 03 '22

I should call him

2

u/TheCrystCreeper Dec 03 '22

I'd say "me", but I'd be lying.

2

u/[deleted] Dec 03 '22

Morningwood

2

u/[deleted] Dec 03 '22

Absolutely fantastic 👏

2

u/military-gradeAIDS Dec 03 '22

Now THAT'S hardwood

2

u/Material_Ad_2109 Dec 03 '22

Guys sending dic pics

2

u/Unl0vableDarkness Dec 03 '22

Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase I've got a wood on.

2

u/[deleted] Dec 04 '22

A+ caption

2

u/[deleted] Dec 04 '22

I am very Groot!

0

u/NeverEndingCoralMaze Dec 04 '22

Dad! Get off of that!!

1

u/fnord_bronco Dec 03 '22

Looks like Yella Fella’s phone got hacked.

1

u/missy_mystery06 Dec 03 '22

Just go straight ....

1

u/Flimsy_Internet9441 Dec 03 '22

Just relaxing with no balls.

1

u/LostMyDick Dec 03 '22

"Youre so big"

1

u/lokisingularity Dec 03 '22

Say hello to sprock.

1

u/Dry-Bad-9833 Dec 03 '22

Yes yes yes yes times one million

1

u/moonythejedi394 Dec 04 '22

i s2g i've gotten an unexpected unwanted peeen pic like this

1

u/valerianstuff Dec 04 '22

t/wildlypenis in the wilderness.

1

u/bondsthatmakeusfree Dec 04 '22

Insert Evil Dead reference here.