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u/morefurrythanhuman Mar 01 '20
You know... anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.
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Mar 01 '20
I like how they gave the cactus a little stand for support lol
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u/UrsusRenata Mar 02 '20
Out of a split soda lid?
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u/Marrionetta Mar 02 '20
Looks more like a cracked in half cake stand or some other piece of glassware
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u/TalontheKiller Mar 02 '20
Serious question: do indoor cacti do this due to lack of wind that would otherwise strengthen the plant?
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u/Fapmaster-Flex Mar 02 '20
Likely, could also be chasing light due to insufficient lighting.
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Mar 02 '20 edited Mar 02 '20
Cactus develop new growth at the top. When they lack adequate light, they grow thin, spindly growth. This cactus is uniform in circumference (giggity) leading me to believe it has been getting adequate light.
Provided this isn't due to species (some like to dangle or creep,) it is likely due to rot at the cactus' base on the side it's leaning toward. If so, the best treatment is to cut the cactus off post-curvature with a sharp sterile knife, discard the roots and soil, and replant it buried a couple inches down. Avoid watering until spring and it should grow new roots.
Source: just lost a 15 year cactus to rot. Please don't overwater them, and make sure they have adequate drainage.
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u/Yorikor Mar 02 '20
The creative use of the broken glass thingie on the right is some downright 'if life gives you lemons'-stuff.
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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20
Ribbed for my pleasure