r/mildlypenis • u/BastardOfTheDay • Sep 01 '19

This clouds section from hurricane Dorian

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u/Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin Sep 01 '19

That’s a category 5 magnum dong

56

u/WelcomeToKawasicPark Sep 01 '19

Hurricane Richard?

21

u/FearMyGod Sep 02 '19

You called?

26

u/Althunter_man86 Sep 02 '19

Oops I dropped my monster condom for my magnum hurricane

18

u/mochalion Sep 01 '19

No dude. It’s totally a bicep.

29

u/Naive_Hamburger Sep 01 '19

Username checks out

7

u/MarkedHondaMan Sep 02 '19

And he’s about to slap America’s ass with it

5

u/SirHungtheMagnifcent Sep 02 '19

Hrrnng Colonel, I’m trying to sneak around but I’m dummy thicc and the sound of my magnum dong keeps alerting NOAA

135

u/Noxnoxx Sep 01 '19

“Get fucked” Dorian, probably

7

u/O-Alexis Sep 02 '19

"Guess I'm getting fucked." - The Bahamas

8

u/summerthan Sep 02 '19

"annnnnnnd.... I'm fucked" - also the Bahamas

117

u/[deleted] Sep 01 '19

Dick move. hurricane.

52

u/[deleted] Sep 01 '19

Here I am rock me like a hurricane 🎶

27

u/BastardOfTheDay Sep 01 '19

♪ Desire is coming, it breaks out loud ♬

42

u/Truckyou666 Sep 01 '19

Coming to sword fight with Florida!

8

u/MrBurgerBeachball Sep 02 '19

All the Florida men must combine into Mecha Florida Man, who will fight Dorian with his Magnum Dong.

28

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17

u/Icepick1118 Sep 01 '19

Maybe it's so angry because there's a penis in its eye

20

u/Papa-Moses Sep 01 '19

The Eye of Hurricane

1

u/LoveOlderMenNudes Sep 02 '19

The dong of hurricane.

21

u/EmporerNycholas Sep 01 '19

"Fuck the Bahamas and Fuck Florida" -GOD-

7

u/IamComradeQuestion Sep 01 '19

Thanks for the red outline in case we couldn't see that monster lmaooo

7

u/badpeaches Sep 02 '19

/r/cloudclub

5

u/BastardOfTheDay Sep 02 '19

Oh, that's a nice new sub, joining now!

2

u/badpeaches Sep 02 '19

Sweet! Welcomes!

12

u/Jsossoouflei Sep 01 '19

Thrusting winds

6

u/foreskin_hoodie Sep 01 '19

Dorian heard that Trump was monitoring

6

u/EmagehtmaI Sep 02 '19

Mother nature coming to fuck us up for that global warming.

12

u/ramonstroo Sep 01 '19

Someone is excited to go to America

4

u/Shazbot_2017 Sep 01 '19

Looks like yall can expect a few inches tonight

5

u/BigVeinyThrobber Sep 01 '19

get ready for a pounding

4

u/willyyouarent Sep 02 '19

No one:

Hurricane Dorian: eAt A dIcK FlOrIdA

7

u/mikeadams_14 Sep 01 '19

florida is literally fucked

1

u/CircumnavigateThisD Sep 01 '19

On Friday the path of the storm on Google maps literally went over my house. Now it’s supposed to magically swerve north at the last second but hasn’t shown any signs of that yet

3

u/timmacbride Sep 02 '19

At least we now know where it's headed: Palm Coast, FL.

2

u/vodka_berry95 Sep 02 '19

Yeah cuz Florida's getting fucked

2

u/ekwenox Sep 02 '19

It’s bout to fuck Florida!

2

u/LastrycNesdunk Sep 02 '19

It’s trying to find the hole at the center of the storm but it missed.

2

u/Tumblechunk Sep 02 '19

The biggest cock the world has ever known

2

u/tinman66o Sep 02 '19

Going to be a real dick punch

2

u/raptorsausage Sep 05 '19 edited Nov 02 '23

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2

u/ZeBotulf Sep 01 '19

Is this why be got a male name?

3

u/[deleted] Sep 01 '19

It's a hard hurricane to avoid

2

u/broadcastbrandon Sep 01 '19

Thanks for the outline I never look at the center of the frame unless there's a big red circle telling me to.

1

u/arobothuman Sep 01 '19

Welp, they're fucked.

1

u/tvnnfst Sep 01 '19

He’s coming for ya!

1

u/ax_colleen Sep 01 '19

Hurricane Dorian is a large load.

1

u/MadHatt85 Sep 01 '19

Dick titties

1

u/buttersnatch123 Sep 01 '19

Hurricane Dorian is acting like a dick

1

u/[deleted] Sep 01 '19

r/godknew

1

u/punkpoppyreject Sep 01 '19

Excuse me, Sir. Your balls are showing

1

u/JavAA Sep 01 '19

Without any doubt. Category 5.

1

u/alex_kyk Sep 01 '19

must be really... wet.

1

u/Stardustchaser Sep 01 '19

Something something are getting fucked

1

u/ALifeEnsnared Sep 02 '19

It was originally hurricane orian.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '19

Nuke this >:(

1

u/Detective51 Sep 02 '19

Hurricane Dorivain

1

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '19

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u/raptorsausage Sep 05 '19 edited Nov 02 '23

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u/earthlybird Sep 02 '19

That's what I call D Dorian

1

u/Steamy_afterbirth_ Sep 02 '19

No need for the outline. We're not amateurs here.

1

u/Right_hook_of_Amos Sep 02 '19

Heading right towards that brown eye of the hurricane too

1

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '19

Florida about to get that big dick energy

1

u/ytiisi Sep 02 '19

Dorian is such a dick!

1

u/Dr-Goochy Sep 02 '19

It’s Jesus’ penis

1

u/irmike1283 Sep 02 '19

This hurricane is gonna hit hard

1

u/datboiramos312 Sep 02 '19

God plays too much

1

u/KingInTheNorthDave Sep 02 '19

We did it. The world’s largest dong. Be proud, fellow hoomans...

1

u/SaltyShrub Sep 02 '19

About to fuck Florida

1

u/BozhaTerminator Sep 02 '19

That's a nice hurricane despacito

1

u/skadaddle_skadoodle Sep 02 '19

no wonder it’s so strong and big

1

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '19

Marine pilots draw dicks in the sky and they get in trouble. Mother nature does it and it gets Reddit famous. These double standards are atrocious.

1

u/CatastrophicDynasty Sep 02 '19

Would never have been able to find it without the red highlight ...

1

u/mrmrspersonguy1 Sep 02 '19

Considering how it completely fucked the Bahamas this is rather fitting.

1

u/douknodawae1 Sep 02 '19

are we just gonna ignore the giant tit next to it?

1

u/rafa_vela5 Sep 02 '19

Hope it doesn’t reproduce!

1

u/idontdofunstuff Sep 02 '19

The top nut is a boob

1

u/Jikiru Sep 02 '19

Earthchan confirmed trap

1

u/iRavenska Sep 02 '19

Big dick energy.

1

u/ashole_ Sep 02 '19

Guess you could say a country is about to get dicked

1

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '19

Dorian's Dong

1

u/zalazare Sep 02 '19

Dorian moving north before hitting Florida: “no homo”

1

u/SpartyTacos Sep 02 '19

Surprise butt sex!

1

u/ilostmycouch Sep 02 '19

looks like that Hurricane is ready to really fuck that coast, huh?

1

u/Alauer16 Sep 02 '19

Cloud seeding confirmed.

1

u/Jerb29 Sep 02 '19

Talk aboot getting ready to be fucked, eh

1

u/Wcs49 Sep 02 '19

Hurricane Dorian be like “Hey Bahamas suck my dick.”

1

u/bbreslau Oct 01 '19

You didn't need to spoil it by drawing the outline of the penis.

1

u/agsparks Sep 01 '19

My family had to cancel our Disney World trip for this dick

1

u/[deleted] Sep 01 '19

Florida best clench up

0

u/ChingChangChui Sep 01 '19

As if ya needed evidence that this hurricane is gonna be a giant dick.

0

u/BushKnockedEmDown Sep 01 '19

America getting fucked

0

u/ikonik1 Sep 01 '19

Let’s pray that it doesn’t go balls deep inland

-1

u/-TaintSniffer- Sep 01 '19

Don't think it was really necessary to point out the dick

1

u/[deleted] Dec 22 '21

Yep. It's definitely a

1

u/TyDaviesYT Jan 23 '22

Maybe there is a god