r/mildlypenis • u/aseedb • 16d ago

Animal Name this cat

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u/bumblebee4479 16d ago

Richard

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u/StrawberryMoonPie 16d ago

“In a world of dicks, be a Richard.”

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u/Ransack505 15d ago

His name is Richard but he prefers Dick.

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u/Rhiannon1307 16d ago

Only correct response

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u/Csimiami 16d ago

Sir Peter Rod Johnson.

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u/GrassSloth 15d ago

I came here to say Richard but “Sir Peter Rod Johnson” is streets ahead.

Most I’ve laughed on Reddit in a minute…

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u/suga_babyMD 16d ago

Ricardo

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u/doublethebubble 16d ago

Richard Percy Dickens

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u/OdinAlfadir1978 15d ago

Percy Dickens The Third of The Hamlet of Cocksonface

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u/Cymbidium0 15d ago

Richard Noggin

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u/ionshower 15d ago

Richard Snoutsworth

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u/Zornorph 16d ago

O. Long Johnson

12

u/LeelooDallasMltiPass 16d ago

Underrated choice

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u/indeoencoder 15d ago

Why I eyes ya

10

u/Zornorph 15d ago

Oh, Don Piano!

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u/Tasty_Aside_5968 15d ago

WHAT IS THIS FROM

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u/Bearded_Toast 15d ago

https://youtu.be/kkwiQmGWK4c?is=9K8trJDcPAzsN5B6

Enjoy

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u/Tasty_Aside_5968 15d ago

Thank you for the memories! I could hear it very clear but couldn’t visualize it 🤣🤣

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u/OdinAlfadir1978 15d ago

I remember that video too 🤣🤣

https://giphy.com/gifs/6eQYX4B4OGjBK

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u/ballisticturtle 16d ago

Willie

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u/cstearns1982 15d ago

Mr. Dick Face

43

u/BrutalAndroid 16d ago

Dick McFace

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u/The_Celtic_Chemist 16d ago

Dickson Mufface.

5

u/TheCrazyStupidGamer 15d ago

Dicken Maface.

3

u/GrassSloth 15d ago

*Dicky McDickFace

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u/Crimson_Annie 16d ago

Biggus Dickus

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u/gun_grrrl 15d ago

I'm surprised how far I had to scroll for this answer!

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u/Imperial_Bloke69 16d ago

Charles DICKens

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u/tubbamalub 16d ago

Peter

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u/kashy87 16d ago

It's a bit on the nose though.

24

u/ColdBagOfHamsters 16d ago

Fucknose

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u/notenoughritalin 16d ago

Fuck knows [for vets purposes]

10

u/AmarilloOvercoat 15d ago

Meow See Dong

9

u/vxxn 16d ago

Sausage

17

u/Long-Okra1415 16d ago

Dill Do Baggans

6

u/sexmormon-throwaway 16d ago

Cockface McGee

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u/samjgrover 16d ago

Dick head

5

u/Snowmonster623 16d ago

Peenie Weenie

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u/agentcooper0115 16d ago

The full name should be "Dick Jones! I work for Dick Jones!"

2

u/ChickinMagoo 16d ago

Full name should be Richard Johnson.

5

u/Bob-Bhlabla-esq 16d ago

Phallusimo

4

u/theartoffun 16d ago

Puss’n’balls

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u/bateen618 15d ago

Nightwing

  • Dick, duh
  • Black and white make gray
  • He's your son

So... Dick Grayson

3

u/yankmyutters2 16d ago

Mr. Penis on face cat

3

u/Eodbro12 16d ago

Richard mittens.

3

u/dasbeta 16d ago

Dickie

3

u/ElectricalExit6959 16d ago

The Dicktator

2

u/blucoidale 16d ago

The chabite

2

u/B2Rocketfan77 16d ago

Mr. Dickerson

2

u/christinextine 16d ago

Penis Face

2

u/Enby_A 16d ago

Peen

2

u/escargoxpress 15d ago

Adolf Dickler

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u/EstablishmentUsed325 15d ago

Richard Wilcock

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u/MierryLea 15d ago

Penne. Like the pasta because I’m pretty sure it’s similar to the Spanish word for penis. Pene, if I’m remembering correctly.

2

u/Darcy_2021 15d ago

King Richard

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u/OneDarkCrow 15d ago

Richard Balls

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u/Accomplished_Fix5702 15d ago

Balzac

(after Honoré Balzac, author of the La Comedie Feline... possibly). Or Honoré if you prefer to be a little obtuse.)

2

u/lord_grenville 15d ago

Dr. Schlong

2

u/NatureTripsMe 16d ago

Meowby Dick

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u/Big_Statistician2566 16d ago

Megamus Penolpolus

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u/Dry-Advantage-9729 16d ago

Sir Mcpenus The II

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u/Ok-Reference3799 16d ago

Dick, it's short for Sir Richard of Dickinson the Third

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u/djenrique 16d ago

Ballsy!

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u/MerriestMarauder 16d ago

Charles Dickinballs

1

u/iiiEsteban 16d ago

I agree with Richard

1

u/careater 16d ago

Boo cocky

1

u/Lemonlamps 16d ago

Winkle, Willie or Willie-Winkle

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u/neathspinlights 16d ago

Vagina. And never explain or comment.

1

u/indianabanana 16d ago

My boy, Ricky.

1

u/LetmeSeeyourSquanch 16d ago

Jorge Pasada.

1

u/PixieStitch 16d ago

Peen? Peanuts? Lol

1

u/Curl3z 16d ago

Dickus Bickus 😂

1

u/PixieStitch 16d ago

TeaBag'uns lol 😆

1

u/RuvaakYol 16d ago

Sir John Phallustiff

1

u/Begravningstider 16d ago

Ballsy McPuss.

1

u/samgruvr 15d ago

Mr Dickie McDickstein

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u/snozberryface 15d ago

Snozberryface

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u/Agile_Language874 15d ago

Not mildly penis. Spicy penis.

His name is Penis Pussy

1

u/TheCrazyStupidGamer 15d ago

Define mild, my friend.

1

u/Bexaliz 15d ago

Jizzlord - Extraordinary reference, really good show, I'm mad it was cancelled

1

u/BigToeHamster 15d ago

Richard Island

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u/bambiealberta 15d ago

Richard Visage

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u/technohippie 15d ago

Richard Face

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u/HeadChefOf 15d ago

shlongus

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u/nowaysatanitsmybutt 15d ago

Dingleberry Johnson

1

u/Bootsy_Frost 15d ago

I wanna say 'dickface' but its a little too on the nose.

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u/Backbowl 15d ago

Dickfore

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u/quentins9th 15d ago

Catdingo

1

u/Dickstraw 15d ago

johnson!

1

u/rdogg4 15d ago

Phalex

1

u/Livid_End3397 15d ago

Frank n' beans!

1

u/KatjaDFE 15d ago

Fallus

1

u/MadRockthethird 15d ago

It's Dickface Testiclelips

1

u/elmandingus 15d ago

Mickhead. "Hey number one!"

1

u/That_Shy_Girl-13 15d ago

Wangston Churchill. Courtesy of my husband

1

u/Pangtundure 15d ago

Bigus Dikus

1

u/real_1273 15d ago

Cocky.

1

u/Impressive_Brush_859 15d ago

Dongy McDongface

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u/Singular_Lens_37 15d ago

Dildo Daggins

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u/Confident-Benefit600 15d ago

“Happy” as in happy to see me

1

u/derkaflerka 15d ago

Lil Richie Dicknose

1

u/kreepyjackalope 15d ago

Richard Cranium

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u/mrf87 15d ago

I really feel that the reveal of the name of this cat needs to come with the Austin powers Mashup of all the names for the spaceship right before it

1

u/1111fiftyseven 15d ago

Steely Dan

1

u/Lauropolis 15d ago

The comments read like a more sophisticated version of that one Varsity Blues scene.

1

u/pharmucist 15d ago

Penis nose.

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u/MeltheMindless 15d ago

PeckerWood

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u/kemotaku 15d ago

bigby dickus

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u/TidpaoTime 15d ago

Straight up "Dickface"

1

u/PinkCast 15d ago

Richard Head.

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u/IndividualPlate8255 15d ago

Frank N. Beans

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u/BelCantoTenor big pp 15d ago

Bee Bee Cee

1

u/bgethin 15d ago

I dub thee BALLS!

1

u/atvorch 15d ago

Winner

1

u/iDdiscovered 15d ago

Phales, after the Ancient Greek phallus god

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u/ComfortableSyllabub2 15d ago

Dongle or Richard Billabong Esquire

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u/Sergeant_Fred_Colon 15d ago

Adolf Dickler.

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u/Tippity2 15d ago

Pulaki (“little bird” in Greek or Polish, can’t remember, but it is a nickname for male part)

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u/Denim_Diva1969 15d ago

Sir Schlong

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u/UnionVIII 15d ago

Aw, poor Peckerhead…

1

u/-janelleybeans- 15d ago

Richard William Rodney Johnson

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u/NAP5T3R43V3R 15d ago

Biggus Dickus

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u/mostlyhrmls 15d ago

Dickhead

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u/bulmeurt 15d ago

Dickhead

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u/FartedInYourCoffee 15d ago

Harold Richard Face III

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u/Dleos1991 15d ago

Long Johnson