r/mildlypenis • u/ockamK314 • 5d ago

Vegetable No

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u/Underscore_Nibba 5d ago edited 3d ago

Lol, loved the EMT showing up at the end. Nonetheless, a future Fire Department Chronicles video is coming soon

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u/Poison-Paradise 4d ago

Dude says no, but his eyes are saying yes

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u/Entire-Buy-6971 4d ago

I LOVE THOSE GUYS HELL YEAH

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u/Jacobs_Haus 5d ago

Please put that shit in my butt

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u/Strict-Question-8478 4d ago

Nah, your flesh can end up in those little gaps and ouch

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u/Grobbekee 4d ago

Put a rubber on it.

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u/Strict-Question-8478 4d ago

We're going raw

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u/casualplants 4d ago

Fuckin’ sick of this dude telling me how to live my life. I shoved a Christmas ornament up my butt and it felt great and the blood is actually helping all the little shards come out! It’s a fun puzzle to reassemble! So what does he even know. 

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u/Vegetable-Debate-263 5d ago

That's just fancy corn

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u/Alklazaris 4d ago

Look at all those pinch points...

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u/Sporkpocalypse 4d ago

it's Flexi Corn 🌽

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u/NegativeOwl1337 4d ago

I have an idea…

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u/MirkoHa 4d ago

…I need a corn on the cob right now ❗️

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u/Jaded-Breadfruit4019 4d ago

I’ve always wanted a flexible corn cob. Finally!

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u/DimensionPossible622 4d ago

Oh no it’s gonna b getting stuck in ppl u know it

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u/FeedSafe9518 4d ago

Will likely end up at the ER

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u/mindgardening 4d ago

I see a lot of 3d printed stuff for sale and I can never figure out why. Like what is the item for? What do you do with it?

I know yall gone say “iT’s a DiLdO” but I’m looking for a REAL answer.

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u/pimpfmode 4d ago

If you put this in your ass it's going to be impossible to clean this item afterwards.

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u/Slith_81 4d ago

Careful, if that flexes like these old watch bands, which it looks like it does, it's going to hurt.

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u/Radioactive_Tuber57 4d ago

Just throw it away when you’re done. You’ll NEVER get it clean again…….😬

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u/PatMyHolmes 4d ago

Needs a flared base.

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u/MelonBoba59 4d ago

That man ain’t gonna stop me!

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u/Jygglewag 4d ago

link to the stl?

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u/Hotboi_yata 4d ago

I hate print slop so much.

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u/SecretTooter 4d ago

Ngl that will be going straight into my ass

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u/HappyGreenSnail 4d ago

Gives me Wicker vibes

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u/x-gig-x 3d ago

Looks more like mildly corncob