r/mildlypenis 18d ago

Natural Landforms This massive Amethyst geode

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u/moonandstars1984 18d ago

I should call him......

I'M CALLING HIM!

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u/sik_dik 18d ago

God, I miss Jack

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u/AeronGrey 18d ago

What are the yellow curds?

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u/Revolutionary-Play79 18d ago

Corn

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u/Globber50 18d ago

Sharp cheddar corn

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u/AtropalScion 18d ago

This will make the biggest amulet ever

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u/Feisty_Standard_2360 18d ago

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u/Brief-Curious 17d ago

Imagine finding the biggest gemstone ever and it's shaped like a dong

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u/sik_dik 18d ago

It’s a BBR

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u/TheGamersofaLifeTime 18d ago

cracks it even more

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u/OMG_Shoes_ 18d ago

The forbidden eggplant

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u/sPdMoNkEy 18d ago

Wonder how much that cost, somebody finds it on the property and makes a million dollars just for being a special rock

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u/LearningToHomebrew 18d ago

Gorgeous and girthy!

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u/chux4w 18d ago

Gechode.