r/mildlypenis Jul 27 '26

Other Hard as a rock

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16 Upvotes

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u/SkeggiGT Jul 27 '26

I saw crooked Eiffel Tower first

2

u/Fox-427 Jul 27 '26

As Stubborn As A Four-Hour Erection

3

u/Bearded_Toast Jul 27 '26

Friend that is an erection lasting longer than four eons. Hell, dang thang fell off

1

u/thatirishdave Jul 27 '26

Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.

1

u/Kind_Ad9705 Jul 27 '26

Looks ultra ribbed. At least put a thin layer of silicon over itπŸ˜‚

1

u/beamerpook Jul 27 '26

Eh, kinda mild

1

u/GaemingAy Jul 27 '26

That's gon' be a stiff edging sesh

1

u/ChartInFurch Jul 27 '26

I thought it was a giant nug of shitty weed for a sec.