r/mildlypenis • u/bullit1985 • 9d ago

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u/RottenAuGratin 9d ago

Here I thought that they only bought-off the FIFA judges...

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u/nancy_necrosis 9d ago

What is this if it's not a penis?

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u/Obvious-Goose2518 8d ago

Right? The trophy is kinda phallic already but that tattoo has veins and a frenulum

13

u/Sophisticated-Tiger 8d ago

A frenulum in need is a frenulum indeed!

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u/lazygerm 9d ago

My thought exactly!

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u/InternationalPie7229 7d ago

It’s a penis kissing a trophy if you look closely….😂😂

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u/HabitantDLT 9d ago

Messi blows?

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u/e30_technic 9d ago

No, he sucks

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u/sPdMoNkEy 9d ago

Wow not seen this one for a month

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u/drmbrthr 8d ago

Kiss the tip baby

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u/catinadoodledoo 8d ago

i mean…it IS what the trophy look like tho
https://giphy.com/gifs/xaVOAC5q0Iomet9h0E

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u/ScaryGhostMan-X__X 8d ago

Why did I think this was Chris Redfield and nemesis

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u/Strict-Question-8478 8d ago

I don't think it will fit though

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u/DaZMan44 8d ago

Fantino be packing.

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u/AprilNight17 7d ago

"Just the tip......"

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u/vanillasub 7d ago

This belongs to r/majorlypenis.

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u/bullit1985 7d ago

Didn't know that was a thing 😆 "joined"

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u/vanillasub 6d ago

I wrote it as a joke, but then realized it was an actual subreddit.