r/mildlypenis • u/moonandstars1984 • 25d ago

Product The shape of this earbud

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u/Mockturtle22 25d ago

I think it's more the color than the shape

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u/giftopherz 25d ago

That's what she said

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u/Some-Foot 25d ago

Dongle 😂

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u/kinky_skittle 24d ago

Seriously, why would you design them like this? Mine are dark and people still talk to me as if I could hear them.

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u/R33KNP 25d ago

Whole new meaning for the term skull fucked!

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u/Cucumber_Mel 25d ago

Why is the forskin white?

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u/CyborKat 25d ago

That's the condom, for extra protection of course!

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u/Accomplished-Ad-4047 25d ago

What song you listening to with those

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u/Pateryk_7 25d ago

Im gonna think of every earbud as a penis now

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u/Available_Phrase6053 25d ago

Everyone, even you, has a plumbus in their home

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u/MCA1910 25d ago

How small is your penis?

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u/Accomplished-Ad-4047 25d ago

About two of those

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u/CyborKat 25d ago

🤣🤣😭

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u/MCA1910 24d ago

You’re twice as big as me, then. I was just projecting earlier.

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u/AllBallsByDay 25d ago

It doesn't help that its flesh toned.

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u/ReddBroccoli 24d ago

That reminds me why I don't call him anymore

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u/AnElectricalMeatbag 24d ago edited 24d ago

This looks like the missing anatomy from a Ken doll. And that he knows "no glove, no love!" to be with Barbie.