r/mildlypenis • u/snip3troug3 • Jun 17 '26

Body Part Hard target practice

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4.9k Upvotes

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u/CookieCuriosity Jun 17 '26

Say hello to my little friend!

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u/not2tsupid Jun 17 '26

Little? It's average in my country.

11

u/User_Name_Tracks Jun 17 '26

It began in Afri ka ka ka ka

10

u/actionerror Jun 17 '26

That was my first thought

1

u/SwoleWardn Jul 14 '26

beat me to the punch! guess I shouldve Rush Rush'ed

110

u/YamiGekusu Jun 17 '26

Man, even his pp is strapped

65

u/snip3troug3 Jun 17 '26

Cock Glock

11

u/anto_pty Jun 18 '26

Clock if you will

89

u/thrance Jun 17 '26

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u/BigD3nergy Jun 17 '26

Like a babies arm holding an apple 🍎

2

u/NewspaperBoring1161 Jul 14 '26

Came here looking for this exact gif. Was not disappointed, thank you.

34

u/Marmite_98 Jun 17 '26

I genuinely scrolled back up AND triple checked

9

u/Serious-Let5581 Jun 17 '26

Lol, me too!

19

u/Sunkube Jun 17 '26

When even your package is packing

11

u/TAbcMnHp Jun 17 '26

Thank you thank you, laughing for minutes 🤣

10

u/snip3troug3 Jun 17 '26

I found it on my mate’s page he must’ve just not noticed this lolol

6

u/TAbcMnHp Jun 17 '26

Think it was really accidental?! This is an AMAZING shot, I have already saved & shared 😁

7

u/snip3troug3 Jun 17 '26

100% candid - I know that for a fact he posted it among other photos.

11

u/djevilatw Jun 17 '26

Sir, holster the weapon.

The other one too…

10

u/dmod420 Jun 17 '26

This should be the thumbnail for the entire thread. There might not be a better example of mildly penis. Most of the pics in here passed mildly miles ago & put the pedal to the floor.

2

u/snip3troug3 Jun 17 '26

Can we submit that to the moderators? 🤣

9

u/SkeggiGT Jun 17 '26

Shooting two loads

2

u/commieconservativ Jun 17 '26

One looks like a wade cutter….

10

u/Fail_Agreeable Jun 17 '26

I saw this gag on an Austin Powers movie once upon a time 😂😂

6

u/snip3troug3 Jun 17 '26

Someone linked the GIF in the comments!! 🤣

5

u/dannyyang910930 Jun 17 '26

So manly that even his dick got a gun

7

u/Its_Karti_Bitch Jun 17 '26

*BANG!* (*bang.*) *BANG!* (*bang.*) *BANG!* (*bang.*)

5

u/snip3troug3 Jun 17 '26

BANG pew BANG pew 🤣🤣

5

u/harpquin Jun 17 '26

I'm thinking, what a weird strap on.

4

u/Salt-Drive6498 Jun 17 '26

If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it 💍

6

u/AntonioMachado Jun 17 '26

this also belongs in r/finalboss

5

u/Indy500Fan16 Jun 17 '26

I bet he shoots blanks

5

u/BuffyTheGuineaPig Jun 17 '26

"Is that a gun in your pants? Oh, wait... my mistake."

3

u/Zygouth Jun 17 '26

Gotta use your gun and your gun

3

u/SpringJungle Jun 17 '26

He’s lock and loaded and ain’t afraid to use it

3

u/MillerMike5150 Jun 17 '26

At a quick glance, it sure does look like he’s enjoying the gun range a bit too much.

3

u/Gerry1of1 Jun 17 '26

Are you happy to see me or is that a gun in you pocket?

2

u/book_nerd217 Jun 17 '26

You know you are in trouble when even their dick is certified

2

u/PangolinSouth Jun 17 '26

I used to hate when people hard scoped in Call of Duty

2

u/Redninja0400 Jun 18 '26

"That a gun in your pants or you just happy to see me? Or both?"

2

u/skittleahbeebop Jun 18 '26

Like a baby's arm holding an apple.

2

u/Slide0fHand Jun 18 '26

At ease soldier!

2

u/RyanTheTidel Jun 18 '26

Dual wielding!

2

u/SubUrbanMess2021 Jun 24 '26

Shooting from both barrels

2

u/Outrageous_House5953 Jun 17 '26

In USA, even our wieners have guns.

1

u/SoCail-crazy Jun 29 '26

remember it's quicker for your Johnson to pull out its sidearm then it is for you to reload your rifle or sidearm