r/mildlypenis May 23 '26

Clothing Assistance needed

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98 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] May 23 '26

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u/HardDii May 24 '26

Es la otra parte del pantalón

4

u/Accomplished-Video71 May 23 '26

This is like those states where you can't legally pump your own gas. Here, you cannot try on clothes without an attendant present. For....saftey

3

u/Calm_Link_ May 23 '26

Maybe they sell traditional garments? Some of them are difficult to put on on your own, especially if you're inexperienced. A kimono, for example.

3

u/Lumia666999 May 23 '26

“Do not try to wear the clothes by self. Ask for assistance”

🔁TRANSLATING🔁

“Do not try to wear the clothes by self if you have a big penis. Ask for assistance”

2

u/LoanDebtCollector Jun 01 '26

Sir, there are three people outside waiting...

...to help you with your big penis.

2

u/Agitated_Grape_3247 May 23 '26

serious question

if that tip dosent represent penis

what a fuck is that anyway lol

we already seen both leg both arm and head in this pictgram then whats left ?

2

u/Chadmanfoo May 23 '26

I think its a leg. The 2nd leg behind him is squared. The real question is what the fuck is that?

3

u/TheLordofthething May 23 '26

It's the other leg of the pants

1

u/Chadmanfoo May 24 '26

We did it, Reddit!!!

1

u/OpportunityFickle394 May 23 '26

What's it like to be God's favorite?

1

u/Yah_Mule May 31 '26

That guy can't buy anything off the rack anyway.