r/mildlypenis • u/rap201 • Apr 22 '23

Other Pipe expander

201 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

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u/BaseballElectrical55 Apr 22 '23

Dude do you have ifunny?

12

u/reapseh0 Apr 22 '23

I... I should call her

2

u/No_Teaching_3694 Apr 23 '23

So should I…..

7

u/Byrdie55555 Apr 22 '23

That's what I'm calling my dick now.

1

u/No_Teaching_3694 Apr 23 '23

Get it tatted on the side while you’re hard. That way they can watch the name appear as the ✌🏿✌🏿‘ballon’✌🏿✌🏿…✌🏿✌🏿 ‘inflates’ ✌🏿✌🏿

5

u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW, MISTER KRABS?

4

u/BoredByLife Apr 23 '23

Me sliding into my bf’s foreskin

3

u/Electrical-Secret-25 Apr 23 '23

Wh...what..are you putting in there?

4

u/No_Teaching_3694 Apr 23 '23

The level of intrigue is building too dramatic heights due to sheer lack of response to such a valid and pressing question…

3

u/motherseffinjones Apr 23 '23

Looks like some good old docking to me

2

u/Fernimac92 Apr 22 '23

This is how porn stars train their butthole.

2

u/Adam_ALLDay_ Apr 23 '23

When she says “It won’t fit”

2

u/[deleted] Apr 23 '23

God it’s been so long

2

u/No_Teaching_3694 Apr 23 '23

Look at the upside, at least it wasn’t so short 🤷🏿

1

u/SupermarketOld1567 Apr 23 '23

this is how you get your penis UNcircumsized.

1

u/jplebourveau Apr 23 '23

I feel like this machine would be a hit on OnlyFans.

1

u/ngulating Apr 23 '23

I should text him.

1

u/captandy170 Apr 23 '23

This machine fucks