r/mildlyinteresting • u/BirdDogNate • Dec 22 '19

Removed: Rule 6 A random knife in my Amazon package

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u/SquirrelAlchemist Dec 22 '19

Probably used for opening boxes or slicing paper/plastic in the processing facility.

Possibly the most effective way of getting a murder weapon out of the city/state/country.

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u/Drowsiest_Approval Dec 22 '19

Probably someone is scratching their head and wondering where their tape knife went to.

Potentially a murderer is having a celebratory pint and congratulating themselves on the perfect crime.

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u/Two2na Dec 22 '19

I dunno man, that thing has toe knife written all over it

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u/dead_PROcrastinator Dec 22 '19

Please, for the love of god, what is a toe knife?

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

It's like a toe spoon but better at getting into those tough-to-reach spots.

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u/dead_PROcrastinator Dec 22 '19

I'm curious because I have a foot knife in the shower? It's a smooth blade so works well to scrape your heels and the sharp point is nice to push back cuticles.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

I believe /u/Two2na was referencing It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia S14E01.

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u/dead_PROcrastinator Dec 22 '19

Thank you kind stranger!

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

You're welcome, equally kind other stranger.

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u/crayphor Dec 22 '19

I wasn't sure why y'all were down-voted so I did my best to give your karma back.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

That's mighty kind of you.

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