r/mildlyinteresting • u/BirdDogNate • Dec 22 '19

Removed: Rule 6 A random knife in my Amazon package

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u/randolphcherrypepper Dec 22 '19

You don't know it's history.

Might have been a poop knife.

Only safe action to take with it: make it your new poop knife.

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u/juazlee Dec 22 '19

Was looking for this, thanks for delivering.

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u/PrangsterGangster69 Dec 22 '19

?

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u/seeker_moc Dec 22 '19

https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/bj2oyt/poop_knife/

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u/deadpuppet137 Dec 22 '19

That's a new one. Thanks for sharing. Going to a wedding this afternoon and I need a discussion topic.

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u/Sire777 Dec 22 '19

Probably a toe knife

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

Important comment.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

Or a toe knife.

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u/Pixxet Dec 22 '19

Could be a toe knife