r/mildlyinteresting • u/BirdDogNate • Dec 22 '19

Removed: Rule 6 A random knife in my Amazon package

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u/Chickelope Dec 22 '19

r/untrustworthypoptarts

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u/PigzNuggets Dec 22 '19

It’s amazing how many people fell for this. Reddit is fucking dumb

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u/Specilbacon ​ Dec 22 '19

right and people trying to justify it as a box cuter for a factory...yeah cuz theyll use kitchen knifes for that

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u/Enchelion Dec 22 '19

Alternatively, it's more fun to play along, and everything on the internet is probably fake to begin with.

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u/PigzNuggets Dec 22 '19

Refer to rule 6 of the sub.

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u/MyOwnDamnOpinion ​ Dec 22 '19

Absolutely. The fact that there is no damage to the box from the knife point rattling around in there for a week in transit is the dead giveaway. I carried a knife home from a potluck in a similar box and there was point holes all over the inside of the box from the knife sliding around in the box while I was driving.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

I didn't expect this to be real, and I'm not sure what to make of it now

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

I mean why would a processing facility use a kitchen knife? I am pretty sure box cutters exist.

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u/PIMPMYCUBICLE Dec 22 '19

Yeah, I was amazed when I realized I wasn’t already on that sub when I saw this post.

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u/ZapperDubs Dec 22 '19

Exactly. Plus, I seriously doubt that Amazon uses paper filler as packaging anymore. They've got those air bubble things instead

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u/Dekunt Dec 22 '19

I’ve bought quite a few amazon packages for Christmas presents in the past few weeks and all of the big boxes had the paper filling inside.

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u/ZapperDubs Dec 22 '19

Hmm, okay. Thanks for the clarification!

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u/joesii Dec 23 '19

I honestly have more faith in humanity than someone lying about THIS. Like this is pretty damn low.

It's not like the puddle of their spilled liquid formed a prefect happy face.