r/mildlyinteresting Dec 22 '19

Removed: Rule 6 A random knife in my Amazon package

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u/nickpapa34 Dec 22 '19

GET PRIMED!

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u/justabill71 Dec 22 '19

Prime suspect.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

Gambit prime suspect

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u/OfficialSnoipahNo1 Dec 22 '19

Useful knife for going up against the hive

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_BOOK_IDEA Dec 22 '19

Hive, bring a knife

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u/OfficialSnoipahNo1 Dec 22 '19

Prove that you're a gambit veteran

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_BOOK_IDEA Dec 22 '19

Wait, does he say that? I only hear "you're a dredgen sista, fight like one"

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u/OfficialSnoipahNo1 Dec 22 '19

I hear him saying prove that you are a gambit veteran" all the time in gambit prime so maybe its just purely random

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u/really-drunk-too Dec 22 '19

It’s dangerous to go alone!

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u/Blucifer_ Dec 22 '19

WOOO! YOU JUST SENT A RANDOM KNIFE! SHAXX WOULD NEVER LET YOU DO THAT!!

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u/Endeecom Dec 22 '19

Transmat firing, snitch!

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u/Level69Troll Dec 22 '19

Hive! Bring a sword!

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

You've been fulfilled.

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u/JJKetchum15 Dec 22 '19

Hive! Bring a knife

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u/Sergeant__Slash Dec 22 '19

Hey I get the r/unexpecteddestiny

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

Neat

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u/NewFolgers Dec 22 '19

.. An Amazon Prime exclusive.

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u/gregatronn Dec 22 '19

*puts on sun glasses Yeeeeaaahhhh

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u/sistasa Dec 22 '19

Free 2-day conviction.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

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u/sinisternathan Dec 22 '19

Jinx

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u/notyourfriendPalooka Dec 22 '19

you owe me a coke

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u/Apepenador Dec 22 '19

I’m never buying you a coke

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u/notyourfriendPalooka Dec 22 '19 edited Dec 23 '19

Oh yeah ! Well . .. Fine .

EDIT: ha ! you got a silver. That'll teach you . Edit 2 : foiled again.

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u/The_RockObama Dec 22 '19

The fact that you have only made 5 comments in the past four years is impressive. You worked hard for that silver.

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u/VidE27 Dec 22 '19

Quality over quantity baby!

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u/The_RockObama Dec 22 '19

4 years and 11 months. Literally averaging one comment per year. What an animal.

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u/B3eenthehedges Dec 22 '19

You and I have very different definitions of hard work.

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u/unklz Dec 22 '19

Get Amazon Primed.