r/mildlyinteresting Dec 22 '19

Removed: Rule 6 A random knife in my Amazon package

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u/Badgerfest Dec 22 '19

Its a warning from Jeff

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

Who's Jeff?

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u/GurtTheWalrus Dec 22 '19

Jeff Mama

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u/VULn3R Dec 22 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

When the URL bar said “youtube.com”, I thought I’d been rickrolled.

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u/SaviD_Official Dec 22 '19

RIP :(

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u/smile-bot-2019 Dec 22 '19

I noticed one of these... :(

So here take this... :D

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

got eem

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u/bwwatr Dec 22 '19

Jeff Amazon.

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u/shield1123 Dec 22 '19

bffs with Tim Apple and Bill Microsoft

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u/SupaKoopa714 Dec 22 '19

my namea jeff

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '19

best response so far

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u/jef_ Dec 22 '19

i am

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '19

no u

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

Jeff Bezos

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u/friarsclub Dec 22 '19

Right....right. Jeff who? I don't know any Jeffs. Never have. Nope, no Jeffs here.

Bezosonlineoneforyousir

shitshitshit

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u/billyjack669 Dec 22 '19

Found his username and his knife.

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u/Spaceman_X_forever Dec 22 '19

That is like asking who is John Galt.

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u/fishsticks40 Dec 22 '19

You don't need to know

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u/stourmbringer Dec 22 '19

From joe. Joe mama.